- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67596.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is like that one friend who peaked in high school but still thinks he’s the coolest guy in the room. Sure, it’s down, but like that friend who keeps showing up uninvited, it’s not going anywhere anytime soon.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3717.81: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum - the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. But hey, at least it’s trying to do something other than be a digital gold bar, right?
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $18.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is like the quiet kid in the corner who suddenly learned to code and is now building the future of finance. Don’t sleep on this one, folks. It’s quietly making moves while the rest of the market is busy having a meltdown.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin. Still a thing, apparently. Look, I’m all for a good meme, but this is getting ridiculous. It’s like that one friend who keeps telling the same tired jokes - eventually, it just gets old.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu… Oh boy, where do I even begin? This coin is the embodiment of ’throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.’ Spoiler alert: it didn’t stick.
Listen, Remember ASTS? Yeah, that rocket ship to tendie town that one Redditor rode to a cool $2 million? Crypto ain’t it today, folks. Today’s market is about as exciting as watching paint dry, unless you’re into watching your portfolio slowly evaporate like my hopes and dreams. But hey, maybe those Ferrari dreams aren’t so far-fetched after all…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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93% | 67596.6 | 1.42T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 3717.81 | 447B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-3% | 165.47 | 95.5B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 591.29 | 87.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 55% | 0.52 | 51.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
-2% | 3735.15 | 35.5B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 6.42 | 32.8B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
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1 | 32.1B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.16 | 23B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
58% | 18.4 | 18.4B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 79% | 0.45 | 20.1B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 12 |  |
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-3% | 54% | 35.79 | 25.6B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 0 | 15.3B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 45.27 | 13.6B | 41 | OKB | OKB | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 1.12 | 11.2B | 32 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-4% | 5.72 | 11.2B | 35 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
67751.2 | 10.5B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 18 |  |
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-3% | 59% | 10.45 | 10.4B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap |
| 19 |  |
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-5% | 25% | 2.43 | 10.4B | 44 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
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-5% | 7 | 10.1B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 21 |  |
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-4% | 8.98 | 9.87B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 22 |  |
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0.11 | 9.72B | 15 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
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0.11 | 9.71B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
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93% | 462.9 | 9.72B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 25 |  |
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-5% | 7.31 | 8.72B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 99% | 0.7 | 6.99B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon |
| 27 |  |
 |
88% | 82.8 | 6.96B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 28 |  |
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-4% | 69% | 29.62 | 6.24B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
So, there you have it - another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride that feels more like a slow descent into madness. But hey, that’s why we’re here, right? For the thrill of it all… or maybe just the hope that one day, we’ll finally be able to afford that Lambo (or at least a used Honda Civic at this rate). Stay tuned, folks. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.