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2024-05-30 Crypto-Carnage or Buffet Bonanza? You Decide

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market's gone wilder than a WSB YOLO on an expired options Friday! We're dissecting the biggest gainers and losers because, let's be honest, nobody wants to hear about the stablecoins.

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Bonk, BONK, BONKing its way to the bottom? Down 15%? More like preparing for another interstellar journey, right? Someone tell this token that Dogecoin already took the dog-themed coin to the moon.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $43.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI’s chilling with a 2% gain like it’s just another Tuesday. Must be nice to be so effortlessly cool. Meanwhile, the rest of us are glued to our screens like teenagers on TikTok.
  • LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Milady Meme Coin is down 19%? Shocking, a token riding on the coattails of Elon Musk’s tweets isn’t the most stable investment strategy. Who could have seen this coming?

Remember those Reddit posts about Nvidia shooting for the moon? That’s right, the one where everyone’s lamenting not buying more GPUs? Well, today’s crypto data makes the Nvidia saga look like a game of hopscotch. ASTS, a stock Redditors are throwing around like the next Bitcoin, is up, and while it’s not included in our data set today, it’s a stark reminder that in the crypto-sphere, anything goes. So buckle up, because today’s ride includes a token named after Elon Musk’s dog and a project that makes you question if anyone’s actually good at this.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -15% 0 3.41B 49 BONK Bonk
1 +36% 0.97 130M 403 CTK Shentu
2 +37% 65% 25.09 251M 354 AUCTION Bounce Token
3 +7% 20% 2.5 2.5B 137 ARKM Arkham
4 -1% 24% 2.23 7.73B 57 FET Fetch.ai
5 -5% 99% 0.08 413M 168 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
6 +2% 100% 43.24 908M 96 ORDI ORDI
7 -14% 0.01 112M 607 COS Contentos
8 -4% 98% 0.03 1.27B 73 JASMY JasmyCoin
9 -9% 78% 0.21 299M 283 TRU TrueFi
10 +6% 0.32 146M 373 STEEM Steem
11 -3% 6.23 1.61B 90 PENDLE Pendle
12 -1% 42% 2.04 4.29B 59 CORE Core
13 112.6 296M 255 TRB Tellor
14 +5% 3.19 400M 264 API3 API3
15 6.72 672M 199 HIGH Highstreet
16 -3% 0.99 992M 190 YGG Yield Guild Games
17 -19% 82% 0 213M 335 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
18 -3% 0.08 151M 444 ARPA ARPA
19 -3% 43.89 0 161 SSV ssv.network
20 -15% 17% 1.02 2.14B 184 BNX BinaryX
21 +2% 3.52 420M 258 UMA UMA
22 +14% 77% 3.08 197M 366 PHB Phoenix
23 -4% 1.19 331M 248 SUSHI SushiSwap
24 -4% 57% 3.89 778M 157 GAL Galxe
25 -10% 0.08 77.5M 549 REI REI Network
26 -3% 50% 0.01 813M 170 RSR Reserve Rights
27 +3% 91% 4.97 104M 491 BADGER Badger DAO
28 -1% 1.07 1.23B 111 AXL Axelar

So there you have it, folks, the crypto market - where logic goes to die and memes become million-dollar assets. Until next time, stay invested, or don’t, it’s your portfolio’s funeral (or victory lap, who knows anymore?).

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