- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67900.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is holding relatively steady, probably laughing at the altcoins scrambling for scraps. Remember those ’experts’ who said Apple couldn’t stay above $1 trillion? Bitcoin’s got that beat by a cool $1 trillion!
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3743.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 2%? Maybe someone should tell Ethereum about those AI-powered Lambos everyone’s buying with their NVDA gains. Time to innovate or die, buddy.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $18.18: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s down but not out. This oracle network is like the reliable friend who never flakes, even when the crypto party gets a little too wild.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin - proof that memes and money can, in fact, coexist. This pup might be down, but never underestimate the power of a good meme. Remember that guy who turned $800k into +$2 million on ASTS? Maybe he’s a Dogecoin believer…
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu - the Dogecoin wannabe is down 4%. Even with a name that makes you go ‘aww,’ this pup needs a serious marketing makeover. Maybe try partnering with that Ferrari-loving furniture enthusiast from Dubai?
Remember those Reddit posts about life savings going up in smoke thanks to reckless options trading? Yeah, today’s crypto market feels a bit like that - a wild rollercoaster with a faint whiff of regret and desperation. While NVDA’s chart looks like it’s on a rocket ship to the moon (fueled by AI hype, naturally), some of these cryptos are struggling to stay afloat. Even Ethereum, the supposed smart contract king, is down 2%. Maybe it needs to borrow some of that AI magic?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
93% | 67900.5 | 1.43T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-2% | 3743.4 | 450B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 32.2B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 166.47 | 96.1B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 593.37 | 87.6B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 15.5B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.16 | 23.1B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-2% | 55% | 0.52 | 52.1B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 58% | 18.18 | 18.2B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 54% | 36.5 | 26.1B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.14 | 11.4B | 32 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-2% | 79% | 0.45 | 20.3B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 13 |  |
 |
-5% | 99% | 0.7 | 7.03B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon |
| 14 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 7.37 | 8.8B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
88% | 83.12 | 6.98B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
93% | 467.14 | 9.81B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 18 |  |
 |
0.11 | 9.73B | 15 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
-3% | 25% | 2.46 | 10.6B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
 |
-3% | 69% | 29.8 | 6.28B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 21 |  |
 |
-5% | 7.06 | 10.1B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 22 |  |
 |
67850.5 | 10.5B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
59% | 10.78 | 10.8B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 5.78 | 11.3B | 35 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
6.49 | 33.1B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 89% | 2.26 | 2.26B | 56 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 8.61 | 3.37B | 30 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 9.11 | 10B | 26 | APT | Aptos |
So, is the crypto market a disaster waiting to happen? Or are we just witnessing the birth pangs of a new financial order? Honestly, it’s probably both. Just remember, when in doubt, zoom out - and maybe keep a bottle of antacids handy.