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2024-05-31 Crypto-Carnage or Bull Bonanza? 1B

Crypto land saw more red than a bull in a tomato factory. Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get bumpy.

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The people’s champ is back! Doge barked its way to a respectable gain. Elon probably tweeted about it from the toilet.
  • LDO (Lido DAO)
    • $2.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Lido’s riding high on a wave of gains. They’re like the cool kids at the crypto lunch table right now.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3781.54: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum’s chugging along like a reliable minivan. It may not be flashy, but it gets the job done.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $68159.98: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The granddaddy of crypto is holding steady. It’s like that one rich uncle who always has your back (unless the price crashes).

Speaking of things going up…and down…Did you hear Trump’s lawyers are probably more qualified to pick stocks than him right now? Dude’s facing 34 counts! Maybe he can trade tips with SBF in the big house.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 89% 2.34 2.34B 54 LDO Lido DAO
1 +3% 92% 2781.33 2.8B 46 MKR Maker
2 +3% 47.05 14.1B 41 OKB OKB
3 +1% 145.86 2.69B 45 XMR Monero
4 +1% 3781.54 454B 2 ETH Ethereum
5 +1% 3778.67 35.9B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
6 +1% 25% 2.48 10.7B 43 OP Optimism
7 +1% 88% 83.82 7.04B 20 LTC Litecoin
8 52% 1 6.21B 33 MNT Mantle
9 9.13 10B 26 APT Aptos
10 1.14 11.4B 30 ARB Arbitrum
11 68212.6 10.6B 204 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
12 68174.6 4.12B 209 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
13 0.11 9.77B 15 TRX TRON
14 0.16 23.1B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
15 167.43 96.6B 5 SOL Solana
16 93% 68160 1.43T 1 BTC Bitcoin
17 59% 10.82 10.8B 19 UNI Uniswap
18 69% 29.9 6.3B 25 ETC Ethereum Classic
19 0.11 9.74B 205 WTRX Wrapped TRON
20 5.77 11.3B 34 FIL Filecoin
21 594.15 87.7B 4 BNB BNB
22 55% 0.52 52B 7 XRP XRP
23 81% 90.9 1.35B 81 QNT Quant
24 1 32.3B 6 USDC USDC
25 1 115B 3 USDT Tether USDt
26 1 500M 143 TUSD TrueUSD
27 1 5.35B 24 DAI Dai
28 1 70.5M 555 BUSD BUSD

So, is the crypto-pocalypse upon us or are we heading for the moon? Your guess is as good as mine. Just remember: In the wild west of crypto, always wear a helmet (and maybe a cup).

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