- TON (Toncoin)
- $6.81: ⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin, the cryptocurrency backed by the messaging app Telegram. It’s like finding out your grandma’s knitting club is secretly controlling the global financial system. You’d think it would be more exciting, wouldn’t you?
- XMR (Monero)
- $168.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Monero, the cryptocurrency of choice for people who think Bitcoin is too mainstream and traceable. It’s like the digital equivalent of that shady guy in the corner booth at a diner. What are you hiding, Monero?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu - Proof that a meme can become a multi-billion dollar asset, even if it has the utility of a screen door on a submarine. Seriously, at this point, it’s basically a lottery ticket you can’t even trade for a scratch-off.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $65229.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is like that friend who peaked in high school but still insists on bringing it up at every party. Sure, it’s down right now, but just wait until it tells you about its glory days back in 2021.
Speaking of bad bets, remember that Reddit guy who bragged about making 100k on NVDA? Turns out, mommy’s money doesn’t make you Warren Buffet. Maybe he should have bought SHIB instead, because the crypto market is currently experiencing the same gravitational pull as that guy’s portfolio after he discovers margin trading.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -7% | 6.81 | 34.8B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |||
1 | -2% | 168.72 | 3.11B | 28 | XMR | Monero | |||
2 | -2% | 42.74 | 12.8B | 34 | OKB | OKB | |||
3 | 55% | 0.49 | 49.3B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |||
4 | 8.18 | 4.25B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||||
5 | 65127.2 | 3.94B | 209 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||||
6 | 65204.5 | 9.99B | 205 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
7 | 52% | 0.82 | 5.11B | 32 | MNT | Mantle | |||
8 | 93% | 65229.7 | 1.37T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
9 | 93% | 392.26 | 8.24B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |||
10 | 4.41 | 8.65B | 36 | FIL | Filecoin | ||||
11 | 1 | 494M | 125 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||||
12 | 1 | 116B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
13 | 1 | 5.35B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||||
14 | 1 | 32.8B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
15 | 1 | 70.5M | 496 | BUSD | BUSD | ||||
16 | 0.09 | 2.82B | 35 | CRO | Cronos | ||||
17 | 138.29 | 80B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||||
18 | 6.94 | 7.64B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||||
19 | 88% | 73.83 | 6.2B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin | |||
20 | 58% | 0.09 | 4.61B | 31 | XLM | Stellar | |||
21 | +1% | 597.52 | 88.2B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |||
22 | +1% | 0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | |||
23 | +1% | 5.97 | 8.58B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
24 | +1% | 81% | 77.72 | 1.16B | 74 | QNT | Quant | ||
25 | +1% | 5.74 | 5.65B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |||
26 | +1% | 0.81 | 8.1B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
27 | +1% | 0.12 | 10.2B | 204 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |||
28 | +1% | 0 | 10.9B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress. Just when you think you’ve found the next Bitcoin, it turns out to be more like the next Betamax. But hey, that’s the thrill of the game, right? Keep those diamond hands strong, folks, or at least pretend you have them when you’re crying yourself to sleep tonight.