- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Down 8%? More like down for the count. This ain’t the kind of bonk we were hoping for. Time to fire up the money printer?
- SAMO (Samoyedcoin)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The only good dog in the fight today. Up 52% this week? Someone’s been a good boy! Fetch me those profits!
- DG (Decentral Games)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐
- More like Centralized Losses, amirite? Down 23%? This game is rigged.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.17: ⭐
- With a name like that, it’s destined to be a shitcoin. Down 9% today. Shocker.
- CEL (Celsius)
- $1.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 120% for the week? Is this a dead cat bounce or the comeback of the century? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen! Just don’t bet your life savings.
Trump’s going down, but crypto’s already six feet under! This market’s redder than Trump after a Twitter rant. Speaking of going down…our beloved Bonk (BONK) is down 8% today. Coincidence? I think not. Maybe those ‘big tiddie goth girls’ ChatGPT can’t draw have something to do with it.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-23% | 0.02 | 18.6M | 1261 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-15% | 50% | 0.69 | 69.2M | 749 | STT | Statter Network |
| 2 |  |
 |
-15% | 77% | 0.01 | 63.6M | 656 | SAMO | Samoyedcoin |
| 3 |  |
 |
-15% | 14% | 0.24 | 23.9M | 1516 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 4 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.9 | 121M | 424 | CTK | Shentu | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-14% | 78% | 0.19 | 269M | 298 | TRU | TrueFi |
| 6 |  |
 |
-13% | 0 | 54.3M | 640 | KISHU | Kishu Inu | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-13% | 77% | 2.72 | 174M | 394 | PHB | Phoenix |
| 8 |  |
 |
-11% | 15% | 0.01 | 24.8M | 1473 | AGLA | Angola |
| 9 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.37 | 4.56M | 1435 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-10% | 111.36 | 62.2M | 582 | DPI | DeFi Pulse Index | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-9% | 0 | 38.8M | 813 | CCD | Concordium | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-9% | 99% | 0.17 | 171M | 337 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 13 |  |
 |
-9% | 95% | 0.32 | 31.8M | 785 | OPTI | Optimus AI |
| 14 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.28 | 131M | 402 | STEEM | Steem | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-9% | 0 | 97.8M | 506 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 3.17B | 51 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.17 | 170M | 576 | UOS | Ultra | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-8% | 18% | 6.64 | 199M | 737 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 19 |  |
 |
-8% | 100% | 0 | 8.23M | 1241 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 20 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.07 | 73.7M | 559 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-8% | 86% | 4.59 | 45.9M | 713 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 22 |  |
 |
-8% | 100% | 1.19 | 44.8M | 682 | CEL | Celsius |
| 23 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.01 | 60.3M | 811 | AMB | AirDAO | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.44 | 28.5M | 823 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-7% | 99% | 0.08 | 388M | 179 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO |
| 26 |  |
 |
-7% | 86% | 0.36 | 7.56M | 1334 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 1.89 | 189M | 322 | PRO | Propy | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 91% | 0 | 125M | 431 | LEVER | LeverFi |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where dreams go to die and memes become financial instruments. Stay tuned, because if this rollercoaster ride has taught us anything, it’s that the only predictable thing about crypto is its unpredictability. And that, my friends, is the tea.