- GRV (Grove Coin)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐
- Down 40% in a week? Even the name ‘Grove Coin’ sounds like something I’d find stuck to my shoe after a nature walk. Hard pass.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐
- SONM? More like ‘So Numb’ from watching my portfolio tank. This one’s giving off major ‘rug pull waiting to happen’ vibes.
- OMG (OMG Network)
- $0.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 21%? OMG is the appropriate reaction. This one’s hanging on for dear life, but I wouldn’t bet my lunch money on it.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $45.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Okay, ORDI, you get a pat on the back. While everyone else is out here playing limbo with new lows, you’re still holding relatively steady. Maybe there’s hope for humanity after all…or at least for this one coin.
Remember 50 Cent, the rapper who made a killing (figuratively) with his music and then a killing (literally financially) by not holding his Bitcoin? Yeah, he’s probably somewhere laughing right now because most of these coins look like they’re on their way to the digital poorhouse.
Even my trusty ol’ magic 8-ball is spitting out ‘Outlook not so good’ vibes.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -22% | 0.03 | 3.42M | 1535 | GRV | Grove Coin | |||
1 | -21% | 0 | 219K | 2239 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |||
2 | -21% | 99% | 0.56 | 78.8M | 531 | OMG | OMG Network | ||
3 | -15% | 79% | 5.02 | 24.1M | 944 | MCB | MUX Protocol | ||
4 | -12% | 0.05 | 52.2M | 671 | MDX | Mdex | |||
5 | -11% | 54% | 0 | 10.3M | 1376 | FRA | Fractal Network | ||
6 | -10% | 100% | 0 | 6.68M | 1336 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN | ||
7 | -10% | 0.01 | 185M | 576 | RLY | Rally | |||
8 | -9% | 88% | 0 | 295M | 272 | TEL | Telcoin | ||
9 | -9% | 24% | 0.02 | 525M | 411 | VELO | Velo | ||
10 | -8% | 77% | 0.01 | 65.4M | 649 | SAMO | Samoyedcoin | ||
11 | -8% | 0.05 | 108M | 483 | EVER | Everscale | |||
12 | -8% | 0.1 | 53.1M | 656 | DMTR | Dimitra | |||
13 | -8% | 99% | 0.11 | 557M | 133 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
14 | -8% | 0.19 | 18.8M | 953 | SWAP | TrustSwap | |||
15 | -7% | 2.88 | 288M | 4655 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] | |||
16 | -7% | 97% | 0.05 | 5.42M | 1391 | WAIT | Hourglass | ||
17 | -7% | 0.16 | 80.6M | 682 | OPUL | Opulous | |||
18 | -7% | 0 | 55M | 638 | KISHU | Kishu Inu | |||
19 | -7% | 100% | 45.6 | 958M | 89 | ORDI | ORDI | ||
20 | -7% | 2% | 0.03 | 319M | 1248 | SRM | Serum | ||
21 | -6% | 0.03 | 21M | 1218 | DG | Decentral Games | |||
22 | -6% | 0 | 95.1M | 515 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |||
23 | -6% | 78% | 0.19 | 271M | 303 | TRU | TrueFi | ||
24 | -6% | 0 | 356K | 2138 | RFR | Refereum | |||
25 | -6% | 69% | 0 | 8.03M | 1374 | TAMA | Tamadoge | ||
26 | -6% | 50% | 0.01 | 817M | 171 | RSR | Reserve Rights | ||
27 | -6% | 0.02 | 164M | 606 | ALI | Artificial Liquid Intelligence | |||
28 | -6% | 75% | 0.09 | 26.5M | 922 | VGX | Voyager Token |
The only thing pumping harder than my uncle’s fishing stories right now is the fear in the crypto market. So, if you’re feeling brave, maybe throw a dart at the board and see what sticks. Or, you know, do literally anything else with your money because this market’s looking riskier than a deep-fried Twinkie eating contest.