- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $68074.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is like that one cockroach that survives the apocalypse. No matter what’s thrown at it, it just keeps ticking. Is it cockroach magic? Who knows, but at least it’s green.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3724.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is like that friend who always says they’re going to the gym but never seems to lose any weight. It’s been promising to be faster and cheaper for years, but we’re all still waiting.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.85: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is quietly killing it, kinda like that quiet kid in school who ends up being a millionaire. Don’t underestimate the power of solid tech and a low profile. It’s not flashy, but it gets the job done.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is the meme that just won’t die, kind of like that one embarrassing photo of you from high school that keeps circulating online. It’s down bad, but hey, at least it’s good for a laugh.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is like that one friend who always tags along, hoping some of your coolness rubs off on them. It’s riding the coattails of Dogecoin, hoping to become the next big meme coin.
Hold onto your rocket-powered hamsters, because Trump’s legal woes have the internet exploding! But guess what’s NOT crashing as hard as his legal defense? Bitcoin! Turns out, even a guilty verdict can’t stop this digital behemoth (and you thought YOUR portfolio was volatile!). Meanwhile, Chainlink (LINK) is just vibing, proving that even in a chaotic market, some things just work (unlike a certain someone’s legal team).
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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93% | 68074.2 | 1.43T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
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3724.82 | 448B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
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1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
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166.1 | 95.9B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 4 |  |
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591.41 | 87.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 5 |  |
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55% | 0.52 | 51.6B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
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3727.96 | 35.4B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 7 |  |
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6.42 | 32.8B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 8 |  |
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1 | 32.4B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
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0.16 | 23B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 10 |  |
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-2% | 58% | 17.85 | 17.9B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink |
| 11 |  |
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79% | 0.45 | 20.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 12 |  |
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54% | 36.09 | 25.8B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 13 |  |
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0 | 15.2B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 14 |  |
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+2% | 46.53 | 14B | 41 | OKB | OKB | |
| 15 |  |
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5.76 | 11.3B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
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1.13 | 11.3B | 32 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 17 |  |
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68236.8 | 10.6B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 59% | 10.63 | 10.6B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 25% | 2.46 | 10.6B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 9.15 | 10.1B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 21 |  |
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6.99 | 10B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 22 |  |
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0.11 | 9.76B | 15 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
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0.11 | 9.73B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
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93% | 464.92 | 9.76B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 25 |  |
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7.27 | 8.67B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 88% | 83.66 | 7.03B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
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99% | 0.69 | 6.95B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 28 |  |
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69% | 29.67 | 6.25B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
So, the crypto market is a wild ride, full of unexpected twists and turns, kind of like trying to predict what ridiculous thing Trump will tweet next. One thing’s for sure: it’s never boring. Buckle up, buttercup, because this rollercoaster’s just getting started. And remember, in crypto, you either win or you learn to meme about your losses.