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2024-05-31 Crypto-Smackdown 10M Bulls on Parade or Full-Blown Stampede?

This ain't your grandpa's stock market, folks. It's a crypto rodeo and these 10M bulls are bucking like crazy.

  • DMD (Diamond)
    • $2.53: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Diamonds might be forever, but this DMD pump looks more like a one-night stand. 10,949% in 24 hours? Somebody’s getting rug-pulled.
  • CRE (Carry)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • More like ‘Can’t Carry’ amirite? This coin’s down bad, folks. Maybe it should hire Trump’s legal team for a pump-and-dump scheme.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $49.18: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This bad boy’s up 14% and showing some real strength. If you bought this a month ago, congrats and screw you.
  • LUNA (Terra)
    • $0.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Remember when Luna crashed harder than Trump’s poll numbers after a Twitter rant? Yeah, good times. It’s up 12% but I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could throw Do Kwon.

Speaking of legal wranglings, remember Trump? Yeah, that guy. Turns out he’s been found guilty on 34 counts in that whole hush money thing. Some folks on WallStreetBets are saying this could be bullish for DJT stock (don’t ask me why, I just read the charts). Meanwhile, over in cryptoland, certain coins are putting on a performance worthy of a Trump rally themselves.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +10949% 87% 2.53 11.1M 1194 DMD Diamond
1 +148% 0 17.8M 969 CRE Carry
2 +73% 0 231K 2233 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 +41% 20% 0.7 700M 378 STG Stargate Finance
4 +25% 89% 0 343K 2171 WTC Waltonchain
5 +24% 98% 0.03 1.58B 61 JASMY JasmyCoin
6 +22% 0.24 23.7M 859 SWAP TrustSwap
7 +17% 90% 0 20.2M 964 AMO AMO Coin
8 +14% 100% 49.18 1.03B 86 ORDI ORDI
9 +13% 0.35 4.57B 4853 ERC20 ERC20
10 +12% 0.68 687M 140 LUNA Terra
11 +11% 94% 0.06 600M 130 IOTX IoTeX
12 +11% 0.05 54.3M 657 MDX Mdex
13 +11% 77% 0 2.74M 1649 BWO Battle World
14 +11% 0 7.15M 1766 THN Throne
15 +10% 12% 0.38 375M 680 ALT Alitas
16 +9% 58% 0.18 185M 452 GOG Guild of Guardians
17 +8% 0.55 16M 1012 PPC Peercoin
18 +8% 0.02 219M 343 USTC TerraClassicUSD
19 +7% 86% 0.42 8.85M 1272 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
20 +7% 91% 1.01 84M 536 VRSC VerusCoin
21 +7% 73% 0.86 299M 291 MAGIC Treasure
22 +7% 75% 0.09 25.2M 948 VGX Voyager Token
23 +6% 51% 1.88 188M 486 RAD Radworks
24 +6% 55% 0.22 216M 426 RDNT Radiant Capital
25 +5% 0.45 227M 319 DUSK Dusk
26 +4% 0 19M 1236 GMM Gamium
27 +4% 98% 0.04 60.1M 593 ASM Assemble Protocol
28 +4% 1.35 135M 503 GTC Gitcoin

So there you have it, folks, the wild world of crypto in a nutshell. It’s a high-risk, high-reward rollercoaster where fortunes are made and lost faster than Trump can tweet. Just remember, in the words of the great Warren Buffet: ‘If you don’t understand Bitcoin, you’re probably not going to get rich off it, but you might avoid going broke trying!’

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