- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink: Still chugging along like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse. It’s down 2% in the last 24 hours, but hey, at least it’s not in the red for the week! Maybe there’s hope for humanity after all…or maybe that’s just the copium talking.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu: Remember when this was supposed to be the Dogecoin killer? Good times. Now it’s down 1% and clinging to life like a toupee in a hurricane. Woof.
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polygon: Holding steady like a stoic poker player, despite the market chaos. It’s down less than 1%, which in this market, practically qualifies as a win. Just don’t ask about its long-term prospects…nobody wants to talk about that right now.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin: The original meme coin is still kicking, but it’s starting to look a little long in the tooth. It’s down less than 1% today, but let’s be honest, it’s only a matter of time before the hype train finally runs out of steam.
Trump’s going to jail (allegedly), NVDA’s taking a nosedive (again), and the crypto markets are…well, they’re doing about as well as you’d expect. It’s enough to make you want to short everything and move to a deserted island with nothing but a satellite phone and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles. Speaking of deserted islands, remember that time someone paid a small fortune for a digital monkey JPEG? Pepperidge Farm remembers…and so does the crypto market, apparently.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 58% | 17.83 | 17.8B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.02B | 210 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
| 2 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.86 | 5.78B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-1% | 8.38 | 3.28B | 30 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 11.81 | 6.13B | 22 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.95B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 15.2B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 7.24 | 8.63B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 8 |  |
 |
6.41 | 32.8B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
87% | 0.12 | 3.49B | 37 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 10 |  |
 |
93% | 463.97 | 9.74B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 11 |  |
 |
99% | 0.69 | 6.94B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
 |
71% | 0.1 | 5.02B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 13 |  |
 |
6.98 | 10B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
59% | 10.62 | 10.6B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 15 |  |
 |
79% | 0.45 | 20.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 16 |  |
 |
54% | 35.98 | 25.8B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 70.5M | 556 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
1 | 32.3B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 500M | 143 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
1.13 | 11.3B | 32 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
591.9 | 87.4B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
5.75 | 11.3B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
58% | 0.11 | 5.31B | 36 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 26 |  |
 |
0.11 | 9.75B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
0.16 | 23B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
55% | 0.52 | 52B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress. One minute you’re up, the next minute you’re down, and then the next minute you’re wondering why you ever thought this was a good idea. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Right? Guys?