- ORDI (ORDI)
- $50.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This weird little gremlin is up 19% today. Either everyone’s suddenly craving orange soda, or this is the pump before the dump. Hold on to your butts.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Milady, more like Milaloser. This coin’s about as valuable as a screen door on a submarine. Down bad.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The name’s about as exciting as a bowl of plain oatmeal, but hey, at least it’s not crashing as hard as Trump’s legal team. Could be worse, could be way worse.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐
- Someone mashed every pop culture reference they could into one coin. Down 12%? Shocking. Absolutely shocking. (Not really).
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Snek? More like snek oil. Still, up 2%? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
Speaking of chaotic, remember when our boy Trump got slammed with those 34 counts? Turns out even meme coins have a better chance of staying out of jail. Let’s dive into these rug-pull roulette wheels and see who’s winning… for now.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 20% | 2.52 | 2.52B | 139 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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+2% | 0.12 | 13.4M | 1078 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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100% | 13.4 | 13.4M | 1076 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |
| 3 |  |
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-4% | 50% | 0.74 | 74M | 737 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-2% | 27% | 0.74 | 736M | 303 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-4% | 63% | 0 | 20.3M | 1094 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 103M | 480 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-12% | 99% | 0.16 | 164M | 348 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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+19% | 100% | 50.46 | 1.06B | 83 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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+5% | 82% | 0 | 212M | 334 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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19% | 0.06 | 408K | 2426 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
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3885.79 | 3.48B | 211 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
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-4% | 29% | 0.84 | 836M | 278 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 0 | 95.9M | 517 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 792K | 1988 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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-1% | 0.3 | 887M | 285 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 83% | 0.02 | 193M | 351 | SDEX | SmarDex |
| 17 |  |
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0.16 | 156M | 1001 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
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90% | 0.12 | 105M | 494 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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-10% | 95% | 0.31 | 30.9M | 794 | OPTI | Optimus AI |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 90% | 2.09 | 209M | 322 | ATOR | ATOR Protocol |
| 21 |  |
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-3% | 4% | 0.02 | 152M | 1317 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 22 |  |
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-1% | 77% | 0.02 | 19.7M | 1033 | IMGNAI | Image Generation AI |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 42% | 1.92 | 4.03B | 60 | CORE | Core |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 22% | 0.02 | 170M | 732 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 25 |  |
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-1% | 10% | 0 | 86.9M | 1206 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 26 |  |
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+3% | 86% | 0.27 | 267M | 283 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 27 |  |
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-5% | 0.37 | 51M | 693 | TOMI | tomiNet | |
| 28 |  |
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-1% | 0.05 | 4.95M | 1423 | GRV | Grove Coin |
The crypto market’s looking about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. Is it a bull trap or the start of something beautiful? Honestly, who even knows at this point. One thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be entertaining.