- ORDI (ORDI)
- $50.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This weird little gremlin is up 19% today. Either everyone’s suddenly craving orange soda, or this is the pump before the dump. Hold on to your butts.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Milady, more like Milaloser. This coin’s about as valuable as a screen door on a submarine. Down bad.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The name’s about as exciting as a bowl of plain oatmeal, but hey, at least it’s not crashing as hard as Trump’s legal team. Could be worse, could be way worse.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐
- Someone mashed every pop culture reference they could into one coin. Down 12%? Shocking. Absolutely shocking. (Not really).
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Snek? More like snek oil. Still, up 2%? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
Speaking of chaotic, remember when our boy Trump got slammed with those 34 counts? Turns out even meme coins have a better chance of staying out of jail. Let’s dive into these rug-pull roulette wheels and see who’s winning… for now.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | +1% | 20% | 2.52 | 2.52B | 139 | ARKM | Arkham | ||
1 | +2% | 0.12 | 13.4M | 1078 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |||
2 | 100% | 13.4 | 13.4M | 1076 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |||
3 | -4% | 50% | 0.74 | 74M | 737 | STT | Statter Network | ||
4 | -2% | 27% | 0.74 | 736M | 303 | NTRN | Neutron | ||
5 | -4% | 63% | 0 | 20.3M | 1094 | BAD | Bad Idea AI | ||
6 | +2% | 0 | 103M | 480 | SNEK | Snek | |||
7 | -12% | 99% | 0.16 | 164M | 348 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | ||
8 | +19% | 100% | 50.46 | 1.06B | 83 | ORDI | ORDI | ||
9 | +5% | 82% | 0 | 212M | 334 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin | ||
10 | 19% | 0.06 | 408K | 2426 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |||
11 | 3885.79 | 3.48B | 211 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||||
12 | -4% | 29% | 0.84 | 836M | 278 | EDU | Open Campus | ||
13 | -3% | 0 | 95.9M | 517 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |||
14 | -4% | 0 | 792K | 1988 | PLAY | Play Token | |||
15 | -1% | 0.3 | 887M | 285 | AGI | Delysium | |||
16 | -1% | 83% | 0.02 | 193M | 351 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
17 | 0.16 | 156M | 1001 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||||
18 | 90% | 0.12 | 105M | 494 | NXRA | Nexera | |||
19 | -10% | 95% | 0.31 | 30.9M | 794 | OPTI | Optimus AI | ||
20 | -3% | 90% | 2.09 | 209M | 322 | ATOR | ATOR Protocol | ||
21 | -3% | 4% | 0.02 | 152M | 1317 | HVH | HAVAH | ||
22 | -1% | 77% | 0.02 | 19.7M | 1033 | IMGNAI | Image Generation AI | ||
23 | -2% | 42% | 1.92 | 4.03B | 60 | CORE | Core | ||
24 | +1% | 22% | 0.02 | 170M | 732 | GFAL | Games for a Living | ||
25 | -1% | 10% | 0 | 86.9M | 1206 | NEXA | Nexa | ||
26 | +3% | 86% | 0.27 | 267M | 283 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai | ||
27 | -5% | 0.37 | 51M | 693 | TOMI | tomiNet | |||
28 | -1% | 0.05 | 4.95M | 1423 | GRV | Grove Coin |
The crypto market’s looking about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. Is it a bull trap or the start of something beautiful? Honestly, who even knows at this point. One thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be entertaining.