Featured image of post 2024-06-03 Crypto Market:  Even My Grandmas Knitting Circle Is Up More Than This

2024-06-03 Crypto Market: Even My Grandmas Knitting Circle Is Up More Than This

Buckle up, buttercups, it's a bloodbath out there in the land of digital gold! We're talking redder than a sunburn after a day at the beach with your sunscreen-allergic uncle.

  • GRV (Grove Coin)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐
    • Down 40% in a week? Even the name ‘Grove Coin’ sounds like something I’d find stuck to my shoe after a nature walk. Hard pass.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • SONM? More like ‘So Numb’ from watching my portfolio tank. This one’s giving off major ‘rug pull waiting to happen’ vibes.
  • OMG (OMG Network)
    • $0.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 21%? OMG is the appropriate reaction. This one’s hanging on for dear life, but I wouldn’t bet my lunch money on it.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $45.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Okay, ORDI, you get a pat on the back. While everyone else is out here playing limbo with new lows, you’re still holding relatively steady. Maybe there’s hope for humanity after all…or at least for this one coin.

Remember 50 Cent, the rapper who made a killing (figuratively) with his music and then a killing (literally financially) by not holding his Bitcoin? Yeah, he’s probably somewhere laughing right now because most of these coins look like they’re on their way to the digital poorhouse.

Even my trusty ol’ magic 8-ball is spitting out ‘Outlook not so good’ vibes.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -22% 0.03 3.42M 1535 GRV Grove Coin
1 -21% 0 219K 2239 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 -21% 99% 0.56 78.8M 531 OMG OMG Network
3 -15% 79% 5.02 24.1M 944 MCB MUX Protocol
4 -12% 0.05 52.2M 671 MDX Mdex
5 -11% 54% 0 10.3M 1376 FRA Fractal Network
6 -10% 100% 0 6.68M 1336 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
7 -10% 0.01 185M 576 RLY Rally
8 -9% 88% 0 295M 272 TEL Telcoin
9 -9% 24% 0.02 525M 411 VELO Velo
10 -8% 77% 0.01 65.4M 649 SAMO Samoyedcoin
11 -8% 0.05 108M 483 EVER Everscale
12 -8% 0.1 53.1M 656 DMTR Dimitra
13 -8% 99% 0.11 557M 133 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
14 -8% 0.19 18.8M 953 SWAP TrustSwap
15 -7% 2.88 288M 4655 LYXe LUKSO [Old]
16 -7% 97% 0.05 5.42M 1391 WAIT Hourglass
17 -7% 0.16 80.6M 682 OPUL Opulous
18 -7% 0 55M 638 KISHU Kishu Inu
19 -7% 100% 45.6 958M 89 ORDI ORDI
20 -7% 2% 0.03 319M 1248 SRM Serum
21 -6% 0.03 21M 1218 DG Decentral Games
22 -6% 0 95.1M 515 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
23 -6% 78% 0.19 271M 303 TRU TrueFi
24 -6% 0 356K 2138 RFR Refereum
25 -6% 69% 0 8.03M 1374 TAMA Tamadoge
26 -6% 50% 0.01 817M 171 RSR Reserve Rights
27 -6% 0.02 164M 606 ALI Artificial Liquid Intelligence
28 -6% 75% 0.09 26.5M 922 VGX Voyager Token

The only thing pumping harder than my uncle’s fishing stories right now is the fear in the crypto market. So, if you’re feeling brave, maybe throw a dart at the board and see what sticks. Or, you know, do literally anything else with your money because this market’s looking riskier than a deep-fried Twinkie eating contest.

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