- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.04: āāā
- Ah, JasmyCoin, the crypto equivalent of that one sock that always disappears in the dryer - full of potential, but ultimately lost in the void. Maybe it’ll reappear someday, but I wouldn’t bet on it. š¤·āāļø
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ā
- The name says it all, folks. This coin is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler on a rollercoaster. If you’re feeling lucky, go ahead and buy some. But don’t come crying to me when you get bonked. š¤
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $45.57: āāāāāāā
- ORDI’s holding its own in this chaotic market, like that one friend who always stays calm during a crisis (probably because they’re secretly causing it). Will it keep up this rebellious act? Time will tell. š®
- MSOL (Marinade Staked SOL)
- $195.47: āāāāāāāā
- Marinade Staked SOL is the overachiever of the group - always at the top of the class, even when the teacher is throwing erasers. But let’s be real, in this market, even the smartest kid in class can still trip and fall flat on their face. š¤
Remember 50 Cent accepting Bitcoin for his album a decade ago? He could’ve been swimming in a Scrooge McDuck vault of digital gold. Instead, he’s probably regretting that decision while someone else sips Mai Tais on a yacht shaped like the Bitcoin logo. Today’s market reminds me of that - a mix of “what could’ve been” and “what the heck is that?”
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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24% | 2.11 | 7.29B | 60 | FET | Fetch.ai | |
| 1 |  |
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+18% | 0.33 | 4.33B | 4816 | ERC20 | ERC20 | |
| 2 |  |
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-3% | 42% | 1.88 | 3.95B | 62 | CORE | Core |
| 3 |  |
 |
3949.04 | 3.54B | 211 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 4 |  |
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-2% | 3.02 | 3.02B | 87 | RON | Ronin | |
| 5 |  |
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-3% | 0 | 2.98B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 6 |  |
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+1% | 26.73 | 2.67B | 4814 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 7 |  |
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-2% | 20% | 2.51 | 2.51B | 139 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 8 |  |
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-5% | 2.79 | 1.87B | 3712 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 9 |  |
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1% | 1.82 | 1.82B | 965 | DFG | Defigram | |
| 10 |  |
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98% | 0.04 | 1.78B | 61 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 11 |  |
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8% | 1.71 | 1.71B | 377 | MRS | Metars Genesis | |
| 12 |  |
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0.99 | 1.62B | 639 | MCT | Metacraft | ||
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 5.93 | 1.53B | 93 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 14 |  |
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27% | 0.73 | 1.45B | 174 | ID | SPACE ID | |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 0.14 | 1.4B | 1424 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 57% | 13.2 | 1.31B | 108 | DEXE | DeXe |
| 17 |  |
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36% | 1.33 | 1.3B | 150 | WEMIX | WEMIX | |
| 18 |  |
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+2% | 1.06 | 1.22B | 112 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 1.06 | 1.06B | 181 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 20 |  |
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+12% | 1.02 | 1.02B | 136 | RBN | Ribbon Finance | |
| 21 |  |
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+4% | 48% | 1 | 1B | 147 | SUPER | SuperVerse |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 100% | 45.57 | 957M | 89 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 47% | 1.7 | 941M | 154 | RAY | Raydium |
| 24 |  |
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-1% | 195.47 | 95.5B | 223 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 25 |  |
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-3% | 0.29 | 875M | 291 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 26 |  |
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-2% | 29% | 0.87 | 873M | 277 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.44 | 871M | 455 | MAV | Maverick Protocol | ||
| 28 |  |
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-4% | 50% | 0.01 | 820M | 170 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
The crypto market today is like a plate of nachos: a few good chips with all the toppings, but mostly a bunch of broken, soggy disappointments. Will tomorrow bring more cheese and jalapenos? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure - I’m keeping my antacids handy. š