- ORDI (ORDI)
- $63.80: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This week’s WallStreetBets darling? Up 29% - Someone’s wife is getting a new handbag. Or at least a new boyfriend.
- ASTRAFER (Astrafer)
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Pumping harder than a sugar-crazed toddler - 114% in a week. Ride the wave or prepare for the inevitable rug pull.
- ERC20 (ERC20)
- $0.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 57% this week? Even my grandma’s knitting circle is laughing at this one. Time to hodl those bags and pray.
- ZANO (Zano)
- $2.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Zano, more like Zzzznore. Sideways action all week. At least it’s not in the red, right?
- CEL (Celsius)
- $1.82: ⭐⭐⭐
- Celsius: Proof that even a bankruptcy can’t stop a good pump and dump. Don’t be the last one holding the bag.
Remember those WSB degens bragging about their $NVDA and $SMCI gains? Well, looks like someone forgot to tell them about $ORDI, which is up a whopping 29% this week. Positions or ban, right?
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | +111% | 17% | 0.17 | 153M | 839 | ASTRAFER | Astrafer | ||
1 | +70% | 0.15 | 1.93B | 5213 | ERC20 | ERC20 | |||
2 | +70% | 19% | 0.02 | 131K | 2550 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | ||
3 | +55% | 54% | 0 | 33.4M | 971 | FRA | Fractal Network | ||
4 | +53% | 14% | 0.46 | 45.8M | 1349 | MULTI | Multichain | ||
5 | +37% | 58% | 0 | 2.36M | 1789 | LYRA | Lyra | ||
6 | +22% | 0.37 | 363M | 411 | MLK | MiL.k | |||
7 | +19% | 0.04 | 45.3M | 1166 | SRM | Serum | |||
8 | +16% | 58% | 0.29 | 86.2M | 659 | VOXEL | Voxies | ||
9 | +14% | 0.16 | 1.6B | 1401 | CBG | Chainbing | |||
10 | +13% | 47% | 0.27 | 274M | 419 | AURORA | Aurora | ||
11 | +12% | 1.82 | 68.6M | 563 | CEL | Celsius | |||
12 | +12% | 0 | 25.7M | 1305 | NEST | NEST Protocol | |||
13 | +12% | 68% | 2.88 | 60.4M | 713 | DERO | Dero | ||
14 | +12% | 0.01 | 122M | 583 | COS | Contentos | |||
15 | +11% | 7.28 | 728M | 190 | HIGH | Highstreet | |||
16 | +11% | 0.22 | 216M | 362 | PHA | Phala Network | |||
17 | +11% | 100% | 63.8 | 1.34B | 72 | ORDI | ORDI | ||
18 | +11% | 0.69 | 68.6M | 842 | SLND | Solend | |||
19 | +11% | 0.11 | 12.7M | 1514 | FUND | Unification | |||
20 | +11% | 63% | 0 | 25.3M | 1020 | BAD | Bad Idea AI | ||
21 | +10% | 0.42 | 27.5M | 850 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |||
22 | +9% | 1% | 2 | 2B | 935 | DFG | Defigram | ||
23 | +9% | 98% | 0.04 | 2.1B | 55 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | ||
24 | +9% | 0.03 | 234M | 336 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |||
25 | +8% | 79% | 0.01 | 567K | 2106 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol | ||
26 | +8% | 0.02 | 26.6M | 843 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |||
27 | +8% | 99% | 0 | 953K | 1897 | MARO | Maro | ||
28 | +8% | 2.48 | 35.4M | 804 | ZANO | Zano |
So, the crypto market is about as stable as a Kardashian relationship. My advice? Invest what you can afford to lose, don’t check the charts every five minutes, and maybe buy a lottery ticket — your odds might be better. Or maybe just go all in on $DOGE. What could go wrong?