- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SONM, more like ‘So Numb’ from this 29% drop. Someone better check on that Reddit guy, he might be a bag holder. 📉
- POLY (Polymath)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polymath, trying to solve complex problems while their price takes a 26% nosedive. Irony, thy name is crypto. 🤡
- HIGH (Highstreet)
- $3.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Highstreet, more like ‘High Anxiety Street’ after a 41% drop this week. Must be the secondhand embarrassment from watching Elon’s antics. 🙈
- VERI (Veritaseum)
- $21.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Veritaseum, the only truth here is that 11% drop. Maybe they should rename to ‘VeritasLOSSium’? Just a thought. 🤭
- DC (Dogechain)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogechain, still trying to ride Doge’s coattails, but ending up in the 10M doghouse. Woof, that’s rough. 🐶
Remember that guy on Reddit who thought he struck gold with a Bitcoin wallet from 2009? Turns out, it’s probably worth as much as Elon Musk’s promises after a Twitter poll. Speaking of, Tesla shareholders are voting on his controversial $56B pay package this week. Will they choose financial sanity or another year of erratic tweets? 🤔 Meanwhile, in the land of 10M MC coins… well, let’s just say most of them are about as appealing as a Tesla Cybertruck’s design. 😬
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-29% | 0 | 391K | 2129 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-26% | 0.08 | 80M | 523 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-18% | 20% | 0 | 234M | 631 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 3 |  |
 |
-16% | 0.54 | 543M | 159 | BICO | Biconomy | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-14% | 14% | 0 | 90.4M | 1064 | DC | Dogechain |
| 5 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.01 | 94.7M | 853 | CWEB | Coinweb | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-14% | 25% | 0.33 | 331M | 495 | GF | GuildFi |
| 7 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.5 | 49.6M | 916 | SLND | Solend | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.12 | 23.6M | 1020 | MLT | MILC Platform | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.23 | 7.65M | 1426 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-13% | 3.86 | 386M | 293 | HIGH | Highstreet | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-13% | 36% | 1.1 | 1.08B | 157 | WEMIX | WEMIX |
| 12 |  |
 |
-12% | 77% | 0 | 3.66M | 1565 | BWO | Battle World |
| 13 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.24 | 718M | 302 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-12% | 84% | 0.57 | 36.1M | 772 | BURGER | BurgerCities |
| 15 |  |
 |
-12% | 99% | 0.12 | 119M | 401 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 16 |  |
 |
-11% | 18% | 4.92 | 148M | 802 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 17 |  |
 |
-11% | 24% | 0.01 | 427M | 438 | VELO | Velo |
| 18 |  |
 |
-11% | 21.39 | 2.14B | 5603 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-11% | 52% | 0.02 | 16.6M | 1204 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 20 |  |
 |
-11% | 44% | 15.63 | 156M | 542 | MPL | Maple |
| 21 |  |
 |
-11% | 100% | 0 | 7.54M | 1262 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 22 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.48 | 60.8M | 605 | NULS | NULS | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.01 | 96.3M | 460 | DIONE | Dione Protocol | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-10% | 12% | 0.28 | 281M | 747 | ALT | Alitas |
| 25 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.02 | 2.34M | 1635 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.05 | 41.5M | 689 | STRX | StrikeX | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-10% | 53% | 0 | 2.54M | 1775 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 28 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.18 | 17.9M | 943 | SWAP | TrustSwap |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress, folks. One minute you’re swimming in green candles, the next you’re clinging to the wreckage of your portfolio. Moral of the story? Don’t trust anything, especially not your own judgment. Happy trading! …Or should we say, ‘Happy surviving’? 😅