- LEVER (LeverFi)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- LeverFi? More like Leaver-my-money-alone-Fi. A 36% nosedive in 24 hours? Someone’s getting levered right out of the market.
- PLAY (Play Token)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Someone tell Play Token it’s not supposed to be playing a game of ‘up 61% one week, down 22% the next.’ This ain’t a roller coaster, kids (even though it feels like one).
- BZZ (Swarm)
- $0.49: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BZZ is buzzing along, but this ain’t no honey pot. 33% up over the week? Enjoy it while it lasts, because winter is coming… and by winter, I mean another crypto winter.
- PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐
- Remember that time ConstitutionDAO tried to buy the Constitution and failed miserably? Yeah, this is like the crypto equivalent of that. Down 5% today. Sad!
- SANTOS (Santos FC Fan Token)
- $4.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Unless this token comes with Neymar’s left foot, I’m not interested. Down 7% today and 29% for the week? Even fanboys are losing their religion.
Even Elon’s throwing in the towel on lawsuits (for now), so you know it’s bad. Speaking of lawsuits, remember ConstitutionDAO (PEOPLE)? Down 5% today. Turns out buying the Constitution wasn’t the best investment strategy. Shocker.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -36% | 93% | 0 | 89.3M | 494 | LEVER | LeverFi | ||
1 | -22% | 0 | 2.12M | 1697 | PLAY | Play Token | |||
2 | -21% | 83% | 0.49 | 31M | 815 | BZZ | Swarm | ||
3 | -17% | 17.25 | 1.72B | 4699 | VERI | Veritaseum | |||
4 | -16% | 0 | 321K | 2174 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |||
5 | -14% | 0.11 | 27.8M | 863 | MOB | MobileCoin | |||
6 | -13% | 14% | 0 | 114M | 979 | PTS | Petals | ||
7 | -12% | 65% | 0.01 | 5.7M | 1475 | ORC | Orbit Chain | ||
8 | -10% | 25% | 0.3 | 299M | 514 | GF | GuildFi | ||
9 | -10% | 0 | 36.4M | 1066 | BIDR | BIDR | |||
10 | -10% | 0.05 | 49.9M | 652 | MDX | Mdex | |||
11 | -10% | 78% | 2.53 | 71.3M | 588 | ELA | Elastos | ||
12 | -9% | 21% | 0 | 207M | 656 | STC | SaitaChain Coin | ||
13 | -9% | 58% | 0 | 1.14M | 1979 | LYRA | Lyra | ||
14 | -8% | 85% | 0 | 50.8M | 659 | ETN | Electroneum | ||
15 | -8% | 0.72 | 97.7M | 449 | CTK | Shentu | |||
16 | -7% | 52% | 0.08 | 41.4M | 873 | PRQ | PARSIQ | ||
17 | -7% | 1.57 | 82.7M | 497 | GHST | Aavegotchi | |||
18 | -7% | 86% | 0.44 | 9.24M | 1233 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 | ||
19 | -7% | 18% | 4.39 | 132M | 833 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token | ||
20 | -6% | 31% | 0.01 | 201M | 558 | VR | Victoria VR | ||
21 | -6% | 0.16 | 160M | 405 | PHA | Phala Network | |||
22 | -6% | 0 | 43M | 663 | CRE | Carry | |||
23 | -5% | 53% | 0 | 2.57M | 1767 | SSG | SOMESING | ||
24 | -6% | 44% | 13.81 | 138M | 569 | MPL | Maple | ||
25 | -3% | 99% | 0 | 867K | 1905 | MARO | Maro | ||
26 | -5% | 0.11 | 542M | 125 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |||
27 | -5% | 55% | 0 | 19.2M | 1123 | EPX | Ellipsis | ||
28 | -5% | 51% | 0 | 23.6M | 1071 | RXD | Radiant |
So, yeah, the crypto market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built on a rollercoaster. My advice? If you need me, I’ll be stress-eating ramen noodles and waiting for the apocalypse… or maybe just a decent altcoin rally.