- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67398.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The grandpa of crypto is looking like it needs a nap. Maybe switch to decaf, pops?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3523.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s trying to stay relevant. It’s like that one friend who always tries to keep up with the cool kids, even though they peaked in high school.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $15.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is like that quiet kid in class who aces all the tests. No drama, just results. Keep it up, nerd.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is the definition of ‘all bark, no bite’. It’s down bad, but hey, at least it’s good for a laugh.
- TON (Toncoin)
- $7.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin is up today. Must have gotten a shoutout from some influencer with more followers than brain cells.
Elon Musk, the guy who probably names his farts, is throwing a tantrum over Apple. What’s new? This time, he’s threatening to ban Apple devices at Tesla because OpenAI isn’t playing nice with iOS. Meanwhile, Chainlink (LINK) is just vibing, probably knowing that Musk’s drama won’t affect its decentralized aura.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
93% | 67398.6 | 1.42T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
3523.78 | 423B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
613.48 | 90.5B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
151.42 | 87.5B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 55% | 0.48 | 47.9B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 7.1 | 36.3B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
3520.36 | 33.5B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 32.3B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
0.14 | 20.2B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 79% | 0.43 | 19.2B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 15.23 | 15.2B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
 |
54% | 32.11 | 23B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 45.03 | 13.5B | 40 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
0 | 13B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.44 | 10.7B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 16 |  |
 |
67419.4 | 10.3B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
9.42 | 9.42B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
0.94 | 9.39B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
6.39 | 9.19B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 25% | 2.07 | 8.89B | 47 | OP | Optimism |
| 23 |  |
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8.01 | 8.82B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 93% | 444.96 | 9.34B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 25 |  |
 |
6.16 | 7.37B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
88% | 77.34 | 6.5B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.62 | 6.25B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.92 | 5.83B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO |
The crypto market is as predictable as a toddler on a sugar high. One minute it’s up, the next minute it’s throwing a tantrum in the cereal aisle. One thing’s for sure, it’s never boring. Stay tuned, because this rollercoaster is far from over. And remember, this is not financial advice, I’m just a crypto-analyst with a sense of humor (and a crippling addiction to volatility).