- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This coin is up 8% today? Must be a glitch. Or maybe everyone’s suddenly craving a nostalgia trip back to the days of dial-up internet and those weird inflatable furniture things. Either way, buy low, sell high, bonk!
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $51.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, you’re like that one friend who always orders the most expensive thing on the menu but forgets their wallet. Sure, you’re down 7%, but with a name like that, you’re probably used to being the butt of the joke.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BabyDoge, you tried to ride the meme coin wave, but you just ended up… well, in the doghouse. Down 12% today? Maybe it’s time to trade those milk bones for a real investment.
- HIGH (Highstreet)
- $2.94: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 19%? Sounds like someone’s coming down from their high horse. Either way, Highstreet’s got potential. Maybe they can launch a virtual reality experience where you can actually afford a house.
- LUNA (Terra)
- $0.54: ⭐⭐
- Ah, LUNA, back from the dead to haunt our portfolios once more. It’s like watching a horror movie sequel – you know it’s going to be bad, but you just can’t look away. Down 2%? What a surprise.
Hold onto your rocket emojis! 🚀 Seems Elon Musk is throwing a tantrum again, this time threatening to ban Apple devices from Tesla. Maybe he’s just mad that Tim Apple is busy making bank on Apple calls while Tesla dips lower than his attention span. Speaking of dipping, let’s see which coins are riding the rollercoaster today…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-8% | 0.12 | 582M | 118 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 1 |  |
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+8% | 0 | 2.61B | 51 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 2 |  |
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-19% | 2.94 | 294M | 343 | HIGH | Highstreet | |
| 3 |  |
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-7% | 100% | 51.38 | 1.08B | 72 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 4 |  |
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-4% | 1.54 | 4.06B | 65 | FET | Fetch.ai | |
| 5 |  |
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98% | 0.04 | 1.75B | 55 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 6 |  |
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0.51 | 536M | 141 | POLYX | Polymesh | ||
| 7 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 245M | 387 | SUN | Sun (New) | |
| 8 |  |
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-2% | 99% | 0 | 103M | 440 | WIN | WINkLink |
| 9 |  |
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-35% | 93% | 0 | 91.4M | 476 | LEVER | LeverFi |
| 10 |  |
 |
+12% | 0 | 379M | 252 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 42% | 1.6 | 3.35B | 61 | CORE | Core |
| 12 |  |
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-3% | 78% | 0.2 | 290M | 270 | TRU | TrueFi |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 4.91 | 1.27B | 98 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 14 |  |
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+7% | 0.77 | 104M | 436 | CTK | Shentu | |
| 15 |  |
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-1% | 20% | 2.04 | 2.04B | 148 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 16 |  |
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-9% | 0.29 | 83.8M | 490 | BAKE | BakeryToken | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.8 | 801M | 198 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 18 |  |
 |
89.87 | 238M | 263 | TRB | Tellor | ||
| 19 |  |
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74% | 0.75 | 189M | 356 | KNC | Kyber Network Crystal v2 | |
| 20 |  |
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-13% | 0.85 | 755M | 109 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 20% | 0.55 | 548M | 418 | STG | Stargate Finance |
| 22 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.01 | 589M | 253 | AMP | Amp | |
| 23 |  |
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1.19 | 119M | 430 | FRONT | Frontier | ||
| 24 |  |
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-2% | 3.17 | 42.5M | 669 | SBD | Steem Dollars | |
| 25 |  |
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1.32 | 49.7M | 618 | CEL | Celsius | ||
| 26 |  |
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-9% | 0.01 | 621M | 116 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 27 |  |
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0.01 | 34.9M | 734 | MXC | Moonchain | ||
| 28 |  |
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-2% | 0.54 | 646M | 150 | LUNA | Terra |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “rug pull.” Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH. Then it’s just tragic.