- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67650.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The granddaddy of crypto is looking as steady as ever. Still overpriced, still confusing, still probably going to outlive us all. Like a cockroach, but with better PR.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3503.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the perennial bridesmaid of the crypto world, continues to chug along. Will it ever catch up to Bitcoin? Probably not. But hey, at least it’s not a meme coin, right? …Right?
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin. The coin that proves even a dog-themed meme can achieve escape velocity from reality (with a little help from Elon’s tweets, of course). Is it a good investment? Probably not. Is it hilarious? Absolutely.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $15.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is like that quiet kid in class who suddenly aces the test nobody studied for. It’s quietly building a name for itself in the crypto world, even if nobody really understands what it does. Kind of like a blockchain…but with more…links?
Speaking of questionable life choices, our boy Elon’s been busy. Turns out, threatening to unleash your private emails on the world isn’t the best legal strategy. Who knew? Maybe he should stick to launching cars into space and leave the AI lawsuits to the professionals. Anyway, this little legal drama has got me thinking, what’s more volatile: Elon’s ego or the price of Dogecoin? Let’s dig in.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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93% | 67650.6 | 1.42T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
3503.28 | 421B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-1% | 606.12 | 89.5B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 4 |  |
 |
151.98 | 87.8B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
+2% | 55% | 0.49 | 48.9B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
+6% | 7.59 | 38.8B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
3502.09 | 33.3B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 32.4B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.14 | 20.8B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 79% | 0.43 | 19.4B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 15.52 | 15.5B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
 |
54% | 32.39 | 23.2B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+2% | 46.36 | 13.9B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 12.8B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 15 |  |
 |
5.46 | 10.7B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
67589.8 | 10.4B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.1B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.1B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
+4% | 9.87 | 9.87B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
0.95 | 9.45B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
+2% | 6.52 | 9.38B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 22 |  |
 |
25% | 2.07 | 8.89B | 46 | OP | Optimism | |
| 23 |  |
 |
93% | 447.08 | 9.39B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 24 |  |
 |
7.97 | 8.77B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
6.15 | 7.35B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 88% | 78.38 | 6.58B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.63 | 6.29B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.81 | 5.73B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where logic goes to die, and fortunes are made and lost with the click of a mouse. Is it a bubble? Maybe. Will it all come crashing down tomorrow? Who knows! That’s the beauty of it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go short Elon’s next tweet. Wish me luck!