- TON (Toncoin)
- $7.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin’s up! Is this the part where we pretend to be surprised, or can we skip to the part where we cash out before it crashes back down to reality?
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the OG meme coin, is clinging to life support like a Kardashian on a juice cleanse. Elon’s tweets can only pump it up so much, folks.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $15.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s decided to join the party late, but hey, at least it showed up. That’s more than we can say for my date last night.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67729.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s chilling like a villain in a Bond film, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Just another Tuesday, am I right?
- INTC (Intel)
- $Buy a clue, they’re free: ⭐
- Intel’s stock is basically the financial equivalent of that one friend we all have who’s always the last to get the joke. Painful to watch.
Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed Dogefather, is off on another tangent, and this time, it involves throwing a hissy fit over OpenAI (because apparently, lawsuits are so last year). Meanwhile, poor Intel’s stock is taking a nosedive so predictable, it might as well have filed for Chapter 11. Coincidence? Maybe. Or maybe the universe is telling us to invest in tin foil hats instead. Just saying.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+6% | 7.59 | 38.8B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.14 | 20.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+2% | 46.51 | 14B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+2% | 9.92 | 9.92B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+2% | 88% | 79.31 | 6.66B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 6.5 | 9.34B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 79% | 0.43 | 19.4B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 7 |  |
 |
52% | 0.89 | 5.55B | 34 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 8 |  |
 |
55% | 0.49 | 48.7B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 9 |  |
 |
58% | 0.1 | 4.96B | 35 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 10 |  |
 |
83% | 0.03 | 2.65B | 48 | VET | VeChain | |
| 11 |  |
 |
177.76 | 3.28B | 30 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
71% | 0.09 | 4.49B | 31 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 13 |  |
 |
15.42 | 15.4B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
0.63 | 6.27B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
5.44 | 10.7B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
1 | 32.4B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 70.5M | 530 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 131 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
0.09 | 4.48B | 832 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
7.61 | 2.98B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
93% | 67730 | 1.42T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
54% | 32.07 | 23B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 26 |  |
 |
93% | 446.57 | 9.38B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.1B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
67486.9 | 4.08B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 |
So, there you have it, folks - the crypto market in all its chaotic glory. It’s enough to make you want to convert your life savings into gold bars and bury them in the backyard. Or maybe just buy more crypto. Who knows, maybe this time next week, we’ll all be laughing all the way to the bank. Or crying in the shower. It’s a coin toss, really.