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2024-06-14: Crypto-Coliseum Bloodbath or Bullrun?

Buckle up buttercup, it's a crypto jungle out there and some of these coins are swinging from the vines!

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $67027.49: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, the granddaddy of crypto, is still kicking, kind of like that old guy at the gym who still uses free weights. Sure, it’s not as flashy as those new-fangled altcoins, but it’s still got some fight left in it. Just don’t ask it about its gas fees.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3516.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum is like that reliable friend who always picks up their phone, even at 3 AM. Sure, they might not be the life of the party, but they’ll always be there for you. Unless the gas fees are too high, then they’re screening your calls.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $15.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink! Connecting blockchains like a boss. It’s the glue that holds the decentralized world together, and for once, it’s not duct tape. If you believe in a future where your fridge can order groceries without asking permission, then Chainlink might be your jam.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the meme-coin that refuses to die. It’s like that catchy song you secretly love but would never admit to listening to. Will it make you rich? Probably not. Will it make you smile? Maybe. Will it make you question the sanity of the crypto market? Definitely.
  • TON (Toncoin)
    • $8.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Toncoin is up 6%? More like TONcoin is up TON percent! Just kidding, but seriously, this one is a bit of a mystery, kind of like that weird neighbor who never seems to leave their house. Do they have a job? Are they secretly a millionaire? Who knows? But hey, at least their coin is doing something.

Listen up, degens! Remember that Reddit post about Apple clawing its way to the top of the market cap mountain? Well, guess what? The crypto arena is way more volatile than your grandpa’s stock portfolio. One minute you’re riding high on a Bitcoin bull, the next you’re nursing a Shiba Inu-sized portfolio.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 115B 3 USDT Tether USDt
1 -1% 93% 67027.5 1.41T 1 BTC Bitcoin
2 3516.4 422B 2 ETH Ethereum
3 1 32.5B 6 USDC USDC
4 -1% 147.94 85.5B 5 SOL Solana
5 610.12 90B 4 BNB BNB
6 -1% 55% 0.48 47.8B 7 XRP XRP
7 0.14 20.6B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
8 +6% 8.07 41.2B 9 TON Toncoin
9 1 5.35B 21 DAI Dai
10 +1% 88% 79.73 6.7B 20 LTC Litecoin
11 +1% 0 12.8B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu
12 -1% 79% 0.42 19B 10 ADA Cardano
13 15.42 15.4B 15 LINK Chainlink
14 54% 31.88 22.8B 12 AVAX Avalanche
15 -1% 93% 437.67 9.19B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
16 -2% 0.61 6.1B 19 MATIC Polygon
17 +8% 10.8 10.8B 18 UNI Uniswap
18 -2% 5.98 7.14B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
19 0.12 10.1B 13 TRX TRON
20 0.95 9.49B 37 ARB Arbitrum
21 25% 2.04 8.76B 45 OP Optimism
22 -1% 6.4 9.21B 14 DOT Polkadot
23 -1% 67027.1 10.3B 204 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
24 52% 0.9 5.57B 34 MNT Mantle
25 70% 25.64 5.4B 26 ETC Ethereum Classic
26 5.41 10.6B 31 FIL Filecoin
27 +1% 8.06 8.87B 27 APT Aptos
28 +4% 1.97 1.97B 54 LDO Lido DAO

The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a bunch of caffeine-fueled toddlers. It’s unpredictable, chaotic, and just a little bit terrifying. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

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