- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is down, but at least it’s not as embarrassing as that guy who sold Microsoft for a 27 cent profit. Still, Chainlink needs to get its act together if it wants to be top dog in the data oracle game.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the meme coin that refuses to die, is down again. Look, we all love a good joke, but at this point, investing in Dogecoin is like laughing at your own dad jokes - painful and a little embarrassing.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3517.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the supposed king of smart contracts, is taking a nap. Hey, even kings need their beauty sleep, right? But seriously, Ethereum needs to wake up soon or risk losing its crown to the competition.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, the self-proclaimed ‘Dogecoin killer,’ is down bad. Look, we appreciate the ambition, but let’s be real - you’re basically the dollar store version of Dogecoin.
Remember that Microsoft trade from 2017? Yeah, this is way worse. It’s like watching a sea of red, except the sea is your portfolio and the red is all your money evaporating. Even Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin wannabe, is down. If you invested in any of these cryptos…well, let’s just say we hope you like ramen noodles.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-6% | 5.19 | 6.21B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-4% | 70% | 24.19 | 5.1B | 26 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 2 |  |
 |
-4% | 81% | 79.06 | 1.18B | 76 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
 |
-4% | 10.96 | 11B | 17 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.87 | 8.74B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-4% | 7.5 | 8.26B | 27 | APT | Aptos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-4% | 54% | 28.75 | 20.6B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 7 |  |
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-3% | 25% | 1.97 | 8.46B | 44 | OP | Optimism |
| 8 |  |
 |
-3% | 52% | 0.85 | 5.31B | 33 | MNT | Mantle |
| 9 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.1 | 2.86B | 39 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 71% | 0.08 | 4.08B | 30 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.41B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 12 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 11.8B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.08 | 4.1B | 849 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 14 |  |
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-3% | 93% | 417.21 | 8.76B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.05 | 9.9B | 31 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 16 |  |
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-2% | 88% | 77.67 | 6.52B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 17 |  |
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-2% | 14.48 | 14.5B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 18 |  |
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-2% | 0.6 | 5.97B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 19 |  |
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-1% | 7.74 | 39.5B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 20 |  |
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-1% | 79% | 0.41 | 18.2B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 0.13 | 19.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 22 |  |
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-1% | 9.03 | 4.69B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 45.43 | 13.6B | 35 | OKB | OKB | |
| 24 |  |
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598.34 | 88.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 25 |  |
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5.82 | 5.74B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 26 |  |
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7.06 | 2.76B | 34 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
174.06 | 3.21B | 28 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
3517.83 | 423B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum |
So, there you have it - the crypto market is a dumpster fire right now. But hey, at least we can find humor in the wreckage, right? After all, misery loves company…and sarcastic blog posts. Stay tuned, folks, because it’s anyone’s guess what fresh hell awaits us tomorrow in the wild world of crypto.