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2024-06-17 Crypto-Bloodbath: Where Did My Life Savings Go?

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market is a roller coaster ride through a burning clown factory today!

  • JASMY (JasmyCoin)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • JasmyCoin is up 10%? Must be a glitch in the Matrix. Someone tell Neo to fix this.
  • PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
    • $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ConstitutionDAO is down 11%? Looks like the Founding Fathers are shorting this one from their graves.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • BONK! Right on cue, this meme coin is about as volatile as a sedated sloth. Did someone say rug pull?
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $43.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI is holding relatively steady… for now. Is this the calm before the storm, or are we witnessing the birth of a stable… meme coin? The lines are blurring, people!

Remember those adorable bears on WallStreetBets, bravely facing off against lasers? Yeah, feels a lot like that looking at Bonk ($BONK) flatlining harder than a pancake at a strongman competition. The only thing pumping are the memes, folks!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +10% 98% 0.04 1.86B 52 JASMY JasmyCoin
1 -11% 0.1 494M 130 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
2 0 2.26B 55 BONK Bonk
3 -6% 0.43 124M 379 BAKE BakeryToken
4 -4% 100% 43.37 911M 80 ORDI ORDI
5 +4% 102.61 272M 248 TRB Tellor
6 -2% 1.41 3.7B 68 FET Fetch.ai
7 +3% 42% 1.61 3.38B 62 CORE Core
8 2.69 269M 357 HIGH Highstreet
9 +4% 5.51 1.42B 86 PENDLE Pendle
10 +3% 94% 0.05 504M 131 IOTX IoTeX
11 +2% 0.02 190M 366 USTC TerraClassicUSD
12 -2% 78% 0.17 251M 282 TRU TrueFi
13 +3% 2.66 334M 268 API3 API3
14 65% 21.39 214M 346 AUCTION Bounce Token
15 +22% 84% 0.64 40.4M 729 BURGER BurgerCities
16 0.51 610M 153 LUNA Terra
17 -13% 56% 0.5 298M 300 CTC Creditcoin
18 -3% 0.38 407M 178 POLYX Polymesh
19 +2% 0.76 759M 196 YGG Yield Guild Games
20 20% 1.84 1.84B 159 ARKM Arkham
21 -14% 2.64 35.5M 713 SBD Steem Dollars
22 -7% 0.29 286M 419 MLK MiL.k
23 +1% 1.38 52.2M 592 CEL Celsius
24 0.01 95.4M 615 COS Contentos
25 -10% 74% 0.69 175M 365 KNC Kyber Network Crystal v2
26 -1% 99% 0 98.4M 438 WIN WINkLink
27 -2% 40.04 441M 149 SSV ssv.network
28 0.06 57.4M 581 REI REI Network

So, there you have it, folks! Another day, another crypto-induced existential crisis. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. And by someone, I mean probably you. Just kidding… unless? 🤪

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