- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The Dogefather might be off conquering Twitter, but this meme-coin’s still kicking, down but not out… kinda like that one fighter who always gets back up for one last punch.
- LDO (Lido DAO)
- $2.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 7% this week? Someone’s feeling optimistic. Or maybe they just haven’t checked their portfolio in a while. Ignorance is bliss, right?
- ICP (Internet Computer)
- $9.03: ⭐⭐⭐
- Down a whopping 17% this week. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. Guess even the internet needs a break sometimes. More like Internet Comatose, amirite?
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $65868.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is down, but let’s be real, it’s like the Terminator - it’ll be back (probably).
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3518.90: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holding strong despite the dip. Ethereum, you’re the stoic, reliable one in this chaotic family.
Remember that Reddit post about the ‘Last Bear’? Yeah, feels like they might be dusting off their claws looking at this market. One brave soul even admitted to selling Microsoft in 2017 for a measly $0.27 profit. Let’s hope none of these crypto-gamblers end up like that.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+2% | 2.05 | 2.05B | 50 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.12 | 10.2B | 204 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 3 |  |
 |
175.31 | 3.23B | 28 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
55% | 0.5 | 49.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 5 |  |
 |
92% | 2356.61 | 2.37B | 42 | MKR | Maker | |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 32.5B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 116B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 70.4M | 520 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
6.19 | 8.91B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
1 | 494M | 127 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 7.09 | 2.77B | 34 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 65814 | 10.1B | 205 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 65757.5 | 3.98B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 93% | 65868.7 | 1.38T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 3518.4 | 33.6B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 3518.9 | 423B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 143.41 | 82.9B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 58% | 0.1 | 4.85B | 32 | XLM | Stellar |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.13 | 19.4B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.76 | 5.67B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 596 | 88B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-1% | 45.25 | 13.6B | 35 | OKB | OKB | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 9.03 | 4.69B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 79% | 0.4 | 18.2B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 26 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.6 | 5.97B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.05 | 9.91B | 31 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 88% | 77.37 | 6.5B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin |
So, is the crypto market a sinking ship or a rocket to the moon? Honestly, it’s anyone’s guess. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Just remember, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose, especially after reading this brutally honest analysis.