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2024-06-17 Crypto-Market-Mania: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die

Buckle up buttercup, it's a crypto bloodbath out there! We're diving deep into the fully diluted market cap, where even your grandma's retirement fund fears to tread.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $66235.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin is like that old reliable washing machine - it’s been around forever, makes a lot of noise, but somehow still gets the job done. For now.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3554.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, the overachieving younger sibling of Bitcoin, keeps trying to prove it’s more than just a one-trick pony. Will it succeed? Place your bets, folks.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $14.81: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink, the quiet achiever, is like that reliable friend who always picks up the phone at 2 am, even if it’s just to listen to you cry about your crypto losses.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the OG meme coin, is like that friend who shows up to a party uninvited and steals the show, even though nobody knows why they were invited in the first place.
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.50: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, XRP. Always embroiled in controversy, always fighting for its place in the sun. Will it rise again? Or fade into obscurity? Only time will tell.

Remember that time you bought Microsoft and immediately sold it for a measly 27 cents profit, just like that WallStreetBets legend? Yeah, this market makes that look like genius-level investing. Today, we’re swimming with the sharks in the 1B club, analyzing the fully diluted market cap. Hold onto your butts, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 93% 66235.4 1.39T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 3554.25 427B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 116B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 603.6 89.1B 4 BNB BNB
4 +1% 146.83 84.9B 5 SOL Solana
5 +1% 55% 0.5 49.6B 7 XRP XRP
6 7.86 40.1B 9 TON Toncoin
7 3555.11 34B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
8 1 32.5B 6 USDC USDC
9 -1% 0.13 19.4B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 79% 0.41 18.4B 10 ADA Cardano
11 14.81 14.8B 15 LINK Chainlink
12 45.73 13.7B 35 OKB OKB
13 -3% 54% 29.23 20.9B 12 AVAX Avalanche
14 -2% 0 11.9B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu
15 -3% 11.06 11.1B 17 UNI Uniswap
16 +2% 0.12 10.3B 13 TRX TRON
17 +1% 0.12 10.2B 204 WTRX Wrapped TRON
18 66188.1 10.1B 205 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
19 -1% 5.13 10.1B 31 FIL Filecoin
20 +1% 6.28 9.03B 14 DOT Polkadot
21 -2% 0.89 8.9B 37 ARB Arbitrum
22 -1% 25% 2.02 8.66B 45 OP Optimism
23 -2% 7.65 8.42B 27 APT Aptos
24 -2% 93% 420.06 8.82B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
25 -1% 88% 78.05 6.56B 20 LTC Litecoin
26 -4% 5.35 6.4B 19 NEAR NEAR Protocol
27 0.61 6.06B 18 MATIC Polygon
28 5.94 5.85B 21 LEO UNUS SED LEO

The crypto market: where dreams go to die, and then occasionally resurrect themselves before crashing and burning again. Stay tuned for the next episode of ‘As the Crypto World Turns’ - because frankly, reality TV has got nothing on this.

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