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2024-06-19 Crypto-Market Meltdown or Miracle?

Hold onto your butts, folks! Today's crypto rollercoaster is brought to you by wild swings, questionable decisions, and a sprinkle of 'what-the-heck-is-that' coins.

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like ‘BONK,’ it’s either going to zero or to the moon. Right now, it’s up 4%, so place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, place your bets! Just like those WSB degens going all-in on meme stocks, this one’s for the gamblers.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $38.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Flatlining at 0% change, ORDI’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. Maybe someone should tell them even the ‘Cash Me Outside’ girl grew up and got boring? Sometimes, predictability is worse than a bad surprise.
  • JASMY (JasmyCoin)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐
    • Down 4%? Honey, in this market, that’s practically a stablecoin! Just kidding, JASMY’s still got that ‘rug pull’ energy. It’s like watching that one friend make the same bad relationship decisions over and over again – you want to look away, but you just can’t.

Remember that time some genius on Reddit thought buying Chewy calls based on dog food diets was a good idea? Yeah, today’s market feels a bit like that. While everyone’s busy debating if NVIDIA’s about to become the world’s currency or implode like a dying star (don’t worry, your grandpa’s retirement fund is safe, for now), let’s dive into the bargain bin of altcoins and see what’s cooking.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 0 2.05B 57 BONK Bonk
1 -1% 0.09 440M 131 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
2 100% 38.62 811M 86 ORDI ORDI
3 -4% 98% 0.03 1.64B 55 JASMY JasmyCoin
4 +4% 1.27 3.35B 67 FET Fetch.ai
5 +9% 0.03 186M 405 SNT Status
6 +10% 5.69 1.47B 77 PENDLE Pendle
7 -1% 42% 1.33 2.8B 63 CORE Core
8 -5% 73% 0.39 391M 183 ELF aelf
9 +4% 20% 1.66 1.66B 164 ARKM Arkham
10 -9% 0.34 98.9M 416 BAKE BakeryToken
11 2.11 211M 404 HIGH Highstreet
12 -3% 0.96 96.1M 445 FRONT Frontier
13 90.66 240M 250 TRB Tellor
14 +12% 0.02 173M 385 USTC TerraClassicUSD
15 0.64 637M 251 YGG Yield Guild Games
16 -2% 94% 0.05 461M 132 IOTX IoTeX
17 +8% 40.05 441M 141 SSV ssv.network
18 +4% 0.34 358M 179 POLYX Polymesh
19 +4% 86% 4.4 44M 677 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
20 +7% 2.49 33.5M 712 SBD Steem Dollars
21 -1% 65% 17.34 173M 376 AUCTION Bounce Token
22 +3% 0.44 526M 162 LUNA Terra
23 +4% 74% 0.57 144M 397 KNC Kyber Network Crystal v2
24 +8% 17% 1.04 2.18B 147 BNX BinaryX
25 +8% 0.83 112M 379 CTK Shentu
26 -1% 0.01 230M 371 SUN Sun (New)
27 99% 0 89.9M 434 WIN WINkLink
28 0.01 486M 126 CKB Nervos Network

So, there you have it - a glimpse into the wild west of crypto, where logic is optional and volatility is the only constant. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH (or their grandma’s retirement fund). Stay tuned, kids, because this show’s just getting started…

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