- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Seems like our ‘undisclosed issue’ friend is taking a page from the Boeing playbook – creating drama for a price surge? Sneaky, LINK, sneaky… I see you. Keep an eye on this one, folks, it’s going to be a wild ride!
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $65812.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The king stay’s king, even with a target on its back the size of Michael Saylor’s ego. BTC is holding strong, but let’s be real, it’s basically the grandpa of crypto at this point. Still, never underestimate the old man’s ability to outlive us all.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3604.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ETH is like the smart younger sibling who’s actually making moves while Bitcoin’s busy reminiscing about the good old days. Keep an eye on this overachiever, it might just steal the crown.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Shiba Inu, the ultimate meme coin. This one’s for the gamblers who like to live on the edge… or maybe just the ones who accidentally bought in at the peak. Either way, it’s a wild ride.
- TON (Toncoin)
- $7.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin’s pumping? Must be those ‘grateful’ Iranian freelancers Saylor keeps talking about. All jokes aside, a 3% jump is nothing to sneeze at in this market.
Hold on to your diamond hands, folks! Our beloved Chainlink (LINK) is apparently involved in some “undisclosed issues.” A 737 Max situation? Hopefully not! But hey, if a Redditor can almost short Boeing from a tarmac, maybe we can all make some quick cash off LINK’s volatility!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
93% | 65813 | 1.38T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+1% | 3604.68 | 441B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 116B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
604.95 | 89.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 137.29 | 79.4B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 55% | 0.5 | 50B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
+3% | 7.25 | 37B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 3601.97 | 34.4B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 32.8B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
0.13 | 18.2B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
+2% | 14.7 | 14.7B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 11 |  |
 |
79% | 0.39 | 17.7B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 43.41 | 13B | 35 | OKB | OKB | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+2% | 54% | 28.09 | 20.1B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 14 |  |
 |
0 | 11B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 204 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-2% | 10.12 | 10.1B | 17 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 18 |  |
 |
65813 | 10.1B | 205 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 4.55 | 8.92B | 36 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
5.93 | 8.53B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
26% | 1.96 | 8.44B | 44 | OP | Optimism | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.84 | 8.41B | 34 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 23 |  |
 |
93% | 397.63 | 8.35B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 7.11 | 7.83B | 27 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+7% | 5.4 | 6.46B | 18 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
88% | 74.59 | 6.27B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.59 | 5.91B | 19 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 28 |  |
 |
5.71 | 5.63B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a chaotic mess of dreams and memes, where fortunes are made and lost in the blink of an eye. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the ‘buttcoiners’.