- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $65709.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is the grandpa who refuses to retire. Sure, it’s down this week, but it’s still the big dog on the porch. Plus, it’s way more exciting to tell your therapist you’re invested in Bitcoin than in bonds.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3580.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s like the cool younger sibling who’s always got a side hustle. This week, it’s up! Is it NFTs? DeFi? Who knows. Just enjoy the ride while it lasts. Just don’t tell anyone you don’t understand ‘gas fees.’
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is the meme that just won’t die. Like that one friend who keeps quoting Vine in 2024. It’s down a whopping 12% this week. Maybe it’s time to find a new joke, guys?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is like that friend who tries too hard to be funny. It’s down 13% this week. Maybe it’s time to let the Doge have its day and focus on, you know, actual utility.
Remember that guy on Reddit who’s betting his life savings on Nvidia? Well, today’s crypto market makes that look like a sound financial strategy. Speaking of risky bets, one bright mind is contemplating shorting Boeing from a grounded 737 Max. Talk about options trading! Sadly, the market’s closed today (Juneteenth!), but maybe he can short $BA from the cockpit wifi on his next flight.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-2% | 10 | 10B | 17 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 1 |  |
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-1% | 5.89 | 8.46B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 2 |  |
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137.63 | 79.6B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
5.71 | 5.62B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 204 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 5 |  |
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2.29 | 2.29B | 49 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
| 6 |  |
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0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 7 |  |
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1 | 116B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 8 |  |
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1 | 70.5M | 504 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 9 |  |
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1 | 32.8B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 10 |  |
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1 | 5.35B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 11 |  |
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168.75 | 3.11B | 29 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 126 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 13 |  |
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88% | 74.17 | 6.23B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 14 |  |
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55% | 0.5 | 49.6B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 15 |  |
 |
0.13 | 18.2B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
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93% | 395.03 | 8.3B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 17 |  |
 |
93% | 65709.1 | 1.38T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
601.93 | 88.8B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
65614.1 | 3.97B | 209 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
65730.4 | 10.1B | 205 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 21 |  |
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0 | 11B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 22 |  |
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79% | 0.39 | 17.6B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 23 |  |
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43.13 | 12.9B | 35 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 0.1 | 2.85B | 37 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 3580.71 | 438B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 3581.28 | 34.2B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 7.06 | 7.78B | 27 | APT | Aptos | |
| 28 |  |
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+1% | 81% | 79.17 | 1.18B | 74 | QNT | Quant |
Well, that was fun. In conclusion, the crypto market remains as predictable as ever. Just kidding! It’s a rollercoaster out there, folks. Buckle up, invest responsibly, and remember: it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. Or, in this economy, a used Toyota Corolla.