- DG (Decentral Games)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 48% in 24 hours? Someone must have found a working VR headset that doesn’t make you look like an idiot. Let’s see if this metaverse play is the real deal or just another pixelated pipe dream. Remember kids, virtual land is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine unless other people actually want to hang out there.
- NMR (Numeraire)
- $19.75: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This one claims to use AI to make better stock predictions. Up 9% but still down 15% for the week - maybe their AI needs to spend less time on crypto Twitter and more time studying the Bloomberg terminal.
- AIDOGE (ArbDoge AI)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- The name says it all. It’s like Dogecoin went to a meme-themed rave and woke up with a blockchain hangover. I’m not saying it’s a bad investment, but I am saying that you should probably consult with your financial advisor, your therapist, and your Magic 8-Ball before hitting that buy button.
Looks like someone on WallStreetBets turned $134,903 into a weekend in Vegas with some risky Nvidia stock options. Wish I could say the same about my crypto portfolio. Speaking of risky, let’s unpack this dumpster fire of a market and see if we can find any diamonds in the rough (spoiler alert: probably not).
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | +48% | 0.02 | 14.1M | 1322 | DG | Decentral Games | |||
1 | +26% | 1.6 | 4.21B | 61 | FET | Fetch.ai | |||
2 | +17% | 82% | 0.02 | 36.2M | 752 | NCT | PolySwarm | ||
3 | +14% | 81% | 0.23 | 223M | 287 | LCX | LCX | ||
4 | +14% | 86% | 0.25 | 250M | 264 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai | ||
5 | +14% | 93% | 0.52 | 131M | 356 | BTRST | Braintrust | ||
6 | +12% | 78% | 1.94 | 124M | 423 | PHB | Phoenix | ||
7 | +12% | 0.14 | 142M | 976 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |||
8 | +10% | 0 | 4.33M | 1406 | REV | Revain | |||
9 | +10% | 12% | 0.22 | 222M | 776 | ALT | Alitas | ||
10 | +9% | 34% | 0.01 | 72.6M | 792 | TARA | Taraxa | ||
11 | +9% | 0.02 | 12.2M | 1280 | PRE | Presearch | |||
12 | +9% | 20.65 | 2.07B | 6663 | VERI | Veritaseum | |||
13 | +9% | 62% | 19.75 | 217M | 336 | NMR | Numeraire | ||
14 | +9% | 86% | 4.74 | 47.4M | 650 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO | ||
15 | +9% | 78% | 2.38 | 47.5M | 685 | ROUTE | Router Protocol | ||
16 | +9% | 0 | 66.9M | 544 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |||
17 | +8% | 77% | 0.02 | 242M | 279 | ACH | Alchemy Pay | ||
18 | +8% | 65% | 0.02 | 184M | 361 | XYM | Symbol | ||
19 | +7% | 99% | 0.13 | 128M | 352 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | ||
20 | +7% | 0 | 1.77M | 1734 | PLAY | Play Token | |||
21 | +7% | 0.74 | 654M | 113 | OM | MANTRA | |||
22 | +7% | 0.03 | 202M | 374 | SNT | Status | |||
23 | +7% | 0.02 | 20.4M | 871 | GFT | Gifto | |||
24 | +7% | 83% | 0.12 | 47.7M | 659 | VAI | VAIOT | ||
25 | +7% | 107.54 | 60.1M | 547 | DPI | DeFi Pulse Index | |||
26 | +7% | 60% | 0 | 82.8M | 584 | XCN | Onyxcoin | ||
27 | +6% | 82% | 18.01 | 195M | 300 | DESO | Decentralized Social | ||
28 | +6% | 5% | 0 | 16.6M | 1869 | VEED | VIMworld |
The crypto market is a fickle mistress, full of wild swings, empty promises, and the occasional rug pull. It’s the Wild West of finance, but instead of cowboys and saloons, it’s nerds and memes. So buckle up, keep your hands inside the ride at all times, and for the love of Satoshi, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose.