Featured image of post 2024-06-21  Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Crash and Burn into a Dumpster Fire of Despair

2024-06-21 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Crash and Burn into a Dumpster Fire of Despair

Crypto looking like that one friend who swears they're about to be a millionaire... but still lives with their parents. Buckle up, kids, it's about to get bumpy.

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like BONK, are we really surprised? It’s down bad, just like my dating life. Next!
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $41.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI’s defying the odds, sitting pretty with 100% circulation. Either a shining beacon of hope or a ticking time bomb. Either way, I’m grabbing popcorn.
  • JASMY (JasmyCoin)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • JasmyCoin, more like ‘Has-been’ coin, am I right? 98% circulating supply and barely holding on. Sad!
  • WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
    • $3669.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The only thing ‘wrapped’ here is my head trying to understand why it’s not moving. Probably waiting for that Ethereum merge everyone’s been whispering about.
  • CORE (Core)
    • $1.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • CORE’s trying to act all stable at 42% circulation. But with the market this volatile, it’s basically a chicken running around with its head cut off.

Remember that WSB legend who turned $170k into $1M on NVDA? Turns out, some of us are built different. While our boy’s out there swimming in tendies, the rest of us are staring at these charts like a deer in headlights. Today’s lesson: Don’t quit your day job, kid. Especially if your day job involves shorting Boeing from a malfunctioning 737…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 1.61 4.24B 61 FET Fetch.ai
1 3669.11 3.29B 9982 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
2 +11% 42% 1.44 3.03B 62 CORE Core
3 -3% 2.33 2.33B 91 RON Ronin
4 0 1.97B 59 BONK Bonk
5 +9% 20% 1.89 1.89B 149 ARKM Arkham
6 -8% 18.81 1.88B 5606 VERI Veritaseum
7 -1% 1% 1.83 1.83B 836 DFG Defigram
8 -5% 0.14 1.79B 6307 ERC20 ERC20
9 8% 1.62 1.62B 296 MRS Metars Genesis
10 5.91 1.53B 75 PENDLE Pendle
11 +5% 0.91 1.49B 550 MCT Metacraft
12 -7% 98% 0.03 1.42B 60 JASMY JasmyCoin
13 0.14 1.36B 1319 CBG Chainbing
14 -5% 1.79 1.2B 4245 MC Merit Circle
15 +1% 57% 11.28 1.12B 103 DEXE DeXe
16 -2% 37% 1.03 1.01B 155 WEMIX WEMIX
17 -2% 27% 0.45 909M 218 ID SPACE ID
18 1.57 874M 139 RAY Raydium
19 +6% 100% 41.19 865M 80 ORDI ORDI
20 8% 0.78 779M 485 COL Clash of Lilliput
21 160.26 736M 9990 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
22 48% 0.73 726M 161 SUPER SuperVerse
23 -4% 0.62 715M 134 AXL Axelar
24 +6% 0.67 667M 222 YGG Yield Guild Games
25 +15% 0.22 657M 263 AGI Delysium
26 -1% 0.33 654M 430 MAV Maverick Protocol
27 -4% 0.72 637M 116 OM MANTRA
28 -6% 29% 0.6 602M 259 EDU Open Campus

The crypto market’s like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. It’s exhilarating, terrifying, and might make you throw up. So, in the wise words of every financial advisor ever: Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose. Because let’s be real, you’re probably gonna lose it all.

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