- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $63635.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTCB is up 1% today, which in crypto terms is basically like finding a nickel in your couch cushions. Exciting stuff. Meanwhile, regular Bitcoin is probably too busy settling transactions to be bothered with these micro-movements.
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $63527.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WBTC, the Bitcoin you can take to a blockchain party. Also up 1% because, well, it’s basically Bitcoin in a different font. Still waiting for the part where any of this changes the world.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin knock-off that’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. But hey, at least it’s up 9% over the past 7 days. Proof that even a broken clock is right twice a day (or something like that).
- APT (Aptos)
- $7.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos is the overachiever of the day, rocking a 35% gain over the past week. Still not sure what it does, but I’m ready to throw money at anything that’s not bleeding red right now.
- OP (Optimism)
- $1.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimism, because who needs therapy when you have volatile digital assets, right? Up 17% this week. Maybe they’re onto something.
Speaking of bad bets, looks like Intel’s getting a multi-billion dollar lifeline from Apollo Global Management. Rumor has it they’re using the same playbook they used on CVNA, which went from $5 to over $160. Intel to the moon? Maybe, but I’d rather bet on pigeons learning to code.
Meanwhile, some poor sap on r/wallstreetbets is praying for tomorrow after dumping 6k into $8 calls when the stock was at $5. Dude, if a 900% gain isn’t enough to make you cash out, you’re not a diamond-handed ape, you’re just bananas. 🍌
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-1% | 4.58 | 1.79B | 48 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 174.42 | 3.22B | 29 | XMR | Monero | |
| 2 |  |
 |
56% | 0.59 | 58.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 3 |  |
 |
7.83 | 8.75B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
144.69 | 84.7B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 5 |  |
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0.11 | 15.6B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
0.4 | 4.01B | 60 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 7 |  |
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59% | 0.1 | 4.82B | 34 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 8 |  |
 |
4.37 | 6.54B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 117 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
1 | 36B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 13 |  |
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1 | 69.6M | 448 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
5.62 | 28.7B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
3.74 | 7.34B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
94% | 341.04 | 7.16B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 17 |  |
 |
0.15 | 13.3B | 9625 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
52% | 0.63 | 3.92B | 43 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 19 |  |
 |
79% | 0.35 | 15.9B | 11 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 20 |  |
 |
89% | 67.57 | 5.68B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 21 |  |
 |
0 | 8.59B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 22 |  |
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0.15 | 13.2B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
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87% | 1599.74 | 1.61B | 52 | MKR | Maker | |
| 24 |  |
 |
27% | 1.71 | 7.36B | 45 | OP | Optimism | |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 70% | 19.11 | 4.03B | 35 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 26 |  |
 |
+1% | 63635.6 | 4.16B | 9631 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.09 | 2.57B | 39 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 63527.7 | 9.73B | 9627 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin |
So, there you have it, another day, another crypto rollercoaster that feels more like a rusty Ferris wheel stuck on repeat. Buckle up buttercup, tomorrow’s another chance for the market to either make you rich or leave you crying in your cold brew. ☕️