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2024-09-24 Crypto Bloodbath: WallStreetBets Favorites Take a Plunge 1B

Crypto winter is coming? Nah, it's here, and it's brought the WallStreetBets crew to their knees. Grab a shovel, boys, we're digging for scraps.

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $11.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink - the duct tape holding the decentralized world together. Even in this bloodbath, it’s hanging in there. Maybe those smart contracts are actually, dare I say, smart?
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $63530.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The granddaddy of crypto is down, but don’t count it out just yet. It’s like that aging boxer who keeps getting knocked down but somehow always gets back up for the next round.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin killer? More like the Dogecoin killed. This meme coin is down bad, and no amount of Elon tweets can save it now.
  • OP (Optimism)
    • $1.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Optimism? More like Pessimism. This Layer 2 solution is supposed to make Ethereum faster and cheaper, but right now, it’s just making investors poorer.
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, XRP, the coin that can’t seem to catch a break. It’s been battling the SEC for years, and the market is starting to lose patience. Will it ever reach its full potential? Don’t bet your life savings on it.

Remember that dude who turned his Toyota money into a Lambo by going all-in on LUMN? Yeah, he’s probably crying into his diamond-encrusted phone case right now. Crypto is getting hammered, and even the WSB darlings are feeling the heat. Let’s dive into this dumpster fire.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -4% 5.57 5.49B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
1 -4% 167.42 3.09B 30 XMR Monero
2 -2% 27% 1.68 7.21B 46 OP Optimism
3 -1% 89% 66.66 5.6B 20 LTC Litecoin
4 -1% 0.6 5.98B 41 ARB Arbitrum
5 39.95 12B 38 OKB OKB
6 0.08 2.55B 39 CRO Cronos
7 5.58 28.5B 9 TON Toncoin
8 2644.65 25.8B 9638 stETH Lido Staked ETH
9 59% 0.1 4.8B 34 XLM Stellar
10 4.57 1.79B 49 ATOM Cosmos
11 2646.85 319B 2 ETH Ethereum
12 52% 0.63 3.92B 44 MNT Mantle
13 0.15 13.2B 11 TRX TRON
14 94% 63530.7 1.33T 1 BTC Bitcoin
15 63448.6 9.72B 9641 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
16 70% 19.08 4.02B 35 ETC Ethereum Classic
17 0.15 13.3B 9639 WTRX Wrapped TRON
18 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
19 1 35.9B 6 USDC USDC
20 1 5.36B 18 DAI Dai
21 56% 27.47 19.7B 12 AVAX Avalanche
22 11.46 11.5B 14 LINK Chainlink
23 63638.6 4.16B 9645 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
24 1 69.6M 457 BUSD BUSD
25 1 495M 117 TUSD TrueUSD
26 0 8.6B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
27 94% 341.46 7.17B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
28 56% 0.59 59B 7 XRP XRP

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a hot mess right now, and not in a good way. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but instead of mangled metal, it’s your portfolio. Buckle up, buttercup, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Maybe invest in some actual rollercoasters instead? At least you can enjoy the ride down.

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