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2024-09-25 Crypto-Carnage or Coin Carnival? 10M Tell-All

Strap in, crypto-clowns! šŸ¤” Today's 10M cryptos are throwing shade and stealing hearts! Gains? Losses? Meme-dream chaos?

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • BONK! Right on cue, this meme coin’s price is lower than your grandma’s expectations at a rap battle. šŸ‘µšŸŽ¤ But hey, a 7% jump in this market? Could be your ticket to… owning more BONK? Think carefully.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $36.49: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • ORDI, you sly dog! While everyone’s busy buying leather jackets with Jensen, you’re out here quietly racking up a 5% gain. Is it sustainable? Who knows! Is it entertaining? For now… šŸæ
  • AGI (Delysium)
    • $0.21: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Delysium (AGI), more like ‘Delaysium’ - waiting for this one to really pop off is like watching paint dry in the metaverse. šŸŽØšŸ˜“ A 23% spike is nice, but let’s see if it can maintain this energy without needing an energy drink.
  • LUNA (Terra)
    • $0.40: ā­ā­ā­
    • Oh, LUNA, you’re like that ex who keeps showing up promising to change. Spoiler alert: they don’t. This 4% gain won’t erase the past, but hey, at least someone’s buying the dip, right?

Remember when Nvidia’s CEO casually cashed out $713 million? Seems like he’s betting on something BIGGER… maybe GPU-powered dog treats? šŸ¦“ Let’s see if our 10M contenders have the same magic touch… or are just another rug pull waiting to happen!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +3% 95% 1.69 4.44B 23 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
1 +7% 0 1.74B 59 BONK Bonk
2 +5% 100% 36.49 766M 84 ORDI ORDI
3 +6% 0.07 340M 158 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
4 +4% 4.13 1.07B 97 PENDLE Pendle
5 -5% 0.02 746M 90 CKB Nervos Network
6 22% 1.48 1.48B 161 ARKM Arkham
7 +1% 90% 0.01 137M 315 IQ IQ
8 +5% 98% 0.02 1.16B 65 JASMY JasmyCoin
9 +14% 37% 0.43 856M 165 ID SPACE ID
10 +7% 84% 0.35 354M 169 ZRX 0x Protocol
11 +10% 50% 1.33 240M 319 NAKA Nakamoto Games
12 +9% 0 116M 329 SLP Smooth Love Potion
13 +23% 0.21 637M 243 AGI Delysium
14 +1% 0.47 474M 255 YGG Yield Guild Games
15 +11% 35% 0.25 126M 589 LOKA League of Kingdoms Arena
16 +2% 73.98 198M 247 TRB Tellor
17 +23% 80% 1.79 115M 383 PHB Phoenix
18 -1% 52% 0.01 53.2M 715 AHT AhaToken
19 +3% 43% 1.07 2.25B 70 CORE Core
20 +8% 0.15 151M 339 DODO DODO
21 +24% 74% 0 104M 435 RACA RACA
22 +2% 81% 0.1 152M 314 TRU TrueFi
23 +11% 42.19 358M 240 ILV Illuvium
24 +1% 0.02 465M 198 SUN Sun (New)
25 20% 0.34 342M 464 STG Stargate Finance
26 -3% 0.06 77.7M 449 LOOM Loom Network
27 +8% 79% 0.04 266M 235 SKL SKALE
28 +4% 0.4 476M 179 LUNA Terra

So, the crypto-sphere is as predictable as ever… which is to say, not at all. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø One minute you’re riding high on a wave of green candles, the next you’re drowning in a sea of red. Remember folks: in crypto, the only guaranteed winners are the meme-makers and the therapists. šŸ˜‚

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