- ORDI (ORDI)
- $40.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, defying the odds like a pigeon playing chess in Central Park, decided to have a good day. Is it the next Bitcoin? Probably not, but hey, at least it’s not BONK.
- BONK (BONK)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BONK, the name says it all. If you bought this, I hope you at least enjoyed the ride down. Think of it as a valuable lesson in the art of not buying meme coins. You’re welcome.
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- JasmyCoin, down 8%? Yawn. Even my grandma’s knitting club has seen more action. Maybe it’s time to knit yourself a safety net, just in case.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- CORE, trying to stay relevant in a sea of altcoins. It’s like that middle child everyone forgets about until they need someone to blame the remote for disappearing.
- ONG (Ontology Gas)
- $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ontology Gas, fueling up for what? Another trip to the bottom of the charts? Look, it’s not the worst offender today, but that’s like praising a fish for swimming slightly less badly than a rock.
Nvidia’s market cap just took a trip to the moon and came back faster than a Reddit user’s hopes of timing the dip. Speaking of dips, some of our crypto contestants today are making Nvidia’s drop look like a minor stumble. Buckle up, buttercup, it’s about to get bumpy.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -6% | 1.58 | 4.14B | 61 | FET | Fetch.ai | |||
1 | +2% | 100% | 40.12 | 842M | 85 | ORDI | ORDI | ||
2 | -4% | 0 | 1.94B | 59 | BONK | Bonk | |||
3 | -8% | 98% | 0.03 | 1.4B | 60 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | ||
4 | -7% | 0.08 | 415M | 139 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |||
5 | +8% | 42% | 1.43 | 3B | 62 | CORE | Core | ||
6 | +13% | 38% | 0.37 | 368M | 288 | ONG | Ontology Gas | ||
7 | -2% | 5.85 | 1.51B | 75 | PENDLE | Pendle | |||
8 | 20% | 1.79 | 1.79B | 155 | ARKM | Arkham | |||
9 | +4% | 0.66 | 658M | 222 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |||
10 | +14% | 0.22 | 651M | 264 | AGI | Delysium | |||
11 | -4% | 2.03 | 203M | 379 | HIGH | Highstreet | |||
12 | +6% | 95.85 | 254M | 221 | TRB | Tellor | |||
13 | +1% | 73% | 0.4 | 395M | 182 | ELF | aelf | ||
14 | -3% | 2.33 | 2.33B | 91 | RON | Ronin | |||
15 | +2% | 0.36 | 377M | 175 | POLYX | Polymesh | |||
16 | -2% | 39.72 | 437M | 143 | SSV | ssv.network | |||
17 | +1% | 0.34 | 97.7M | 387 | BAKE | BakeryToken | |||
18 | 2.46 | 33.1M | 668 | SBD | Steem Dollars | ||||
19 | +16% | 100% | 1.29 | 86.1M | 409 | MTL | Metal DAO | ||
20 | -7% | 0.02 | 19M | 830 | GFT | Gifto | |||
21 | +5% | 24% | 0.01 | 327M | 435 | VELO | Velo | ||
22 | +9% | 50% | 1.21 | 217M | 354 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games | ||
23 | 90% | 0.21 | 212M | 246 | ONT | Ontology | |||
24 | 0.01 | 507M | 124 | CKB | Nervos Network | ||||
25 | -1% | 0.44 | 523M | 164 | LUNA | Terra | |||
26 | -3% | 20% | 0.42 | 420M | 410 | STG | Stargate Finance | ||
27 | -2% | 76% | 0.05 | 384M | 176 | SKL | SKALE | ||
28 | -2% | 86% | 4.67 | 46.7M | 601 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
The crypto market today is a perfect example of why you should never check your portfolio after a few drinks. Volatility is high, common sense is low, and my faith in humanity is hanging by a thread. Until tomorrow, folks, may the odds of not losing all your money be ever in your favor. (But seriously, don’t bet on it.)