• CEL (Celsius)
  • $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐
  • Celsius? More like Fahrenheit 451, ‘cause this coin is getting burned! 🔥 185% gains in a week, followed by a 37% drop in 24 hours? This is more volatile than my grandma on a sugar rush! 👵
• YLD (Yield App)
  • $0.00: ⭐⭐
  • Yield App? More like Yield Nope! This coin’s down 31% in a day, and frankly, I’m surprised anyone’s surprised. It’s like investing in a pigeon racing team in the age of drones. 🐦
• BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
  • $0.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
  • Bitcoin 2? Did they think they could just slap a ‘2’ on it and call it a day? It’s like releasing “Speed 2: Cruise Control” and expecting an Oscar. This ain’t fooling anyone. 🚤
• NEXA (Nexa)
  • $0.00: ⭐
  • Nexa? More like “Next!” 👋 This coin is so far down the list, it’s practically in the shadow realm. Time to face reality, folks - this one’s heading for the crypto graveyard. 🪦
• SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
  • $0.00: ⭐
  • SONM, you had one job! And that was to not lose 84% in a week! This is worse than my dating life after that unfortunate incident with a karaoke machine and a Barry Manilow song.🎤😭

Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Trump’s social media company? One Reddit user turned a cool $60k shorting that train wreck. Turns out, betting against the former president’s tech skills is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. Some of these cryptos are giving off the same “buy puts and run” vibes, just sayin’. 🤑

	Logo	30D Change	24H Change	Circulating	Price $	Diluted Cap $	Cap #	Symbol	Name
0			-37%		0.37	14M	924	CEL	Celsius
1			-31%	88%	0	722K	1908	YLD	Yield App
2			-23%		0.06	55.5M	551	POLY	Polymath
3			-22%		0	82.8M	416	REEF	Reef
4			-20%	59%	0	4.7M	1471	QOM	Shiba Predator
5			-14%		1.74	174M	4035	LYXe	LUKSO [Old]
6			-10%	30%	0.07	6.61M	1579	HSF	Hillstone Finance
7			-9%		0.06	5.72M	1264	OPTI	Optimus AI
8			-9%		0	146K	2285	RFR	Refereum
9			-9%	65%	0	3.75M	1512	RFOX	RFOX
10			-8%		0.03	11.2M	1035	VGX	VGX Token
11			-8%		0	44K	2468	SNM	SONM (BEP-20)
12			-8%		1.1	58M	515	GHST	Aavegotchi
13			-8%		0.07	72.6M	716	AVINOC	AVINOC
14			-8%	65%	0	3.98M	1490	ORC	Orbit Chain
15			-7%	100%	0	4.7M	1298	TABOO	TABOO TOKEN
16			-6%		0.17	69.6M	609	GEL	Gelato
17			-6%	83%	0	1.64M	1684	BWO	Battle World
18			-6%	87%	0.2	4.2M	1392	BTC2	Bitcoin 2
19			-6%		0	13.3M	970	NEXA	Nexa
20			-5%	52%	0	4.11M	1552	WOZX	Efforce
21			-5%		0.05	98.7M	387	EVER	Everscale
22			-5%		0.04	38.2M	824	HTR	Hathor
23			-4%		0.13	127M	322	KEEP	Keep Network
24			-4%		0.06	79.7M	444	LOOM	Loom Network
25			-4%		0.01	6.77M	1400	PRE	Presearch
26			-3%	54%	0	6.11M	1420	FRA	Fractal Network
27			-3%		0	21.3M	788	BIDR	BIDR
28			-3%		34.13	20.7M	907	KWENTA	Kwenta

Well, there you have it - the crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar high. Is it a bull trap? A bear massacre? Who knows! One thing’s for sure, though - it’s never boring. 🍿