- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2667.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the smart contract king, is also feeling the love, up 1%. It’s the platform that launched a thousand shitcoins, so it must be doing something right. Plus, everyone knows the merge is coming…eventually.
- NEAR (NEAR Protocol)
- $5.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- NEAR Protocol is the dark horse of this race - up a whopping 24% this week! Is it sustainable? Probably not. But hey, we’ll ride this wave of irrational exuberance until it crashes on the shore of reality.
Remember SMCI? Of course, you don’t because you’re not a Reddit-obsessed degenerate gambler like the rest of us. Well, some absolute madman on WallStreetBets turned $270 into $16,000 on SMCI puts. The lesson? Volatility is our mistress, and today, she’s wearing crypto for a change.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-1% | 162.6 | 3B | 33 | XMR | Monero | |
| 1 |  |
 |
8.2 | 9.17B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 36.4B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 129 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 69.6M | 476 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
56% | 0.59 | 58.9B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 8 |  |
 |
81% | 80.22 | 1.19B | 76 | QNT | Quant | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.28 | 1.28B | 67 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.89 | 30.1B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 2664.17 | 26.2B | 9651 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.09 | 2.62B | 42 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.15 | 13.4B | 11 | TRX | TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.15 | 13.5B | 9652 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 2667.78 | 321B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 59% | 0.1 | 4.95B | 34 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
 |
+2% | 606.85 | 88.6B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 4.17 | 8.18B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 4.89 | 7.33B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.83 | 5.74B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+2% | 77% | 0.4 | 18.2B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 22 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.6 | 6.79B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+2% | 89% | 69.35 | 5.83B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 24 |  |
 |
+2% | 65599.7 | 10B | 9654 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+3% | 65752.1 | 4.29B | 9658 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+3% | 94% | 65791.7 | 1.38T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.43 | 4.34B | 62 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.64 | 6.43B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market – where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull.’ Is it a bubble? Is it the future? Who cares! Just remember, when the music stops, and it always does, you better have a chair or be really, really good at dodging falling knives. And maybe invest in some SMCI puts, while you’re at it.