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2024-09-30 Crypto-Carnage or Just Another Tuesday? You Decide

Buckle up, buttercup. Today's crypto rollercoaster is fueled by fear, greed, and enough hopium to sedate a small country.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $63603.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin’s down, but don’t act like you’re surprised. It’s like that friend who always stumbles home drunk from the bar, but you keep inviting them back.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin: Proof that even a meme can become a millionaire. For now. Remember what they say about a fool and his money? Yeah, that.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $12.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • LINK’s holding steady like that one sane friend in a group of party animals. Could this be the voice of reason in the crypto-chaos?
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2617.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum’s still the cool kid on the blockchain. Even if it does take itself a tad too seriously sometimes.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu: the ultimate underdog story…or just another overhyped pup on its way to the pound? Place your bets, folks.

Remember the Squid Game token rug pull? Feels like just yesterday hordes of hopefuls got fleeced. Fast forward to today, and the market’s awash in new tokens promising the moon. Déjà vu, anyone?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
1 -3% 94% 63603.7 1.34T 1 BTC Bitcoin
2 -1% 2617.09 315B 2 ETH Ethereum
3 1 36B 6 USDC USDC
4 56% 0.63 62.9B 7 XRP XRP
5 -1% 154.65 90.6B 5 SOL Solana
6 -4% 573.26 83.7B 4 BNB BNB
7 -5% 0.12 17.6B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
8 -7% 0 10.8B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
9 -1% 56% 28.14 20.1B 12 AVAX Avalanche
10 0.16 13.5B 10 TRX TRON
11 -2% 5.3 6.43B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
12 -2% 89% 67.06 5.63B 20 LTC Litecoin
13 -3% 77% 0.38 17.3B 11 ADA Cardano
14 -4% 12.04 12B 14 LINK Chainlink
15 -2% 0.62 6.25B 42 ARB Arbitrum
16 -1% 94% 342.91 7.2B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
17 5.79 29.6B 9 TON Toncoin
18 -2% 63560.4 9.73B 9674 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
19 -2% 29% 1.81 7.78B 41 OP Optimism
20 7.87 8.81B 28 APT Aptos
21 -2% 4.61 6.92B 15 DOT Polkadot
22 -3% 3.93 7.7B 40 FIL Filecoin
23 7.5 7.5B 23 UNI Uniswap
24 -2% 70% 19.83 4.18B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
25 -3% 4.87 1.9B 49 ATOM Cosmos
26 -5% 9.18 4.81B 24 ICP Internet Computer
27 +1% 59% 0.1 5.06B 31 XLM Stellar
28 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai

So, there you have it. Another day, another crypto drama unfolding. Will your portfolio survive? Tune in next time for another thrilling episode of “As the Crypto World Burns.”

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