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2024-10-01 Bear Cryptos 1B - Its Getting Frosty Out Here

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market is a battlefield today! We're diving into the bloodiest battles and celebrating the survivors (if any) of this crypto carnage.

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This meme-coin is up 9% this week. Either Elon Musk tweeted about it again, or someone accidentally bought DOGE instead of their morning coffee.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $12.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Steady as she goes for LINK, folks. Up 6% this week. That’s like finding a $20 bill in your pocket - not life-changing, but hey, I’ll take it.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $63945.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The king stay the king. Even with all the drama in the crypto-sphere, Bitcoin is holding strong. It’s like that one reliable friend who never gets invited to parties but you always call when you need to move a couch.
  • ETC (Ethereum Classic)
    • $19.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ETC is like that distant cousin you see at family reunions - you know they exist, but you can’t remember why. Up 3% this week but still struggling to find its place in the world.
  • MATIC (Polygon)
    • $0.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • MATIC is down, but don’t worry, it will bounce back… maybe. It’s like that friend who’s always borrowing money but swears they’ll pay you back ’next time they get paid.’ Yeah, we’ll see.

Remember that Reddit post about the dude who thought he was a millionaire because of a stock split glitch? Yeah, that’s kinda like what’s happening in crypto right now, except instead of a glitch, it’s just plain old volatility. Speaking of volatility, Dogecoin (DOGE) is up 9% over the past week. To the moon or just another pump and dump? Let’s just say I’ve seen hamsters on a wheel with more direction.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -2% 4.53 6.79B 16 DOT Polkadot
1 -2% 0.12 17.3B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
2 -1% 56% 0.63 63B 6 XRP XRP
3 -1% 59% 0.1 5.01B 31 XLM Stellar
4 -1% 0.4 4.03B 64 MATIC Polygon
5 -1% 3.92 7.67B 42 FIL Filecoin
6 -1% 0.06 2.95B 9753 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
7 81% 73.52 1.09B 80 QNT Quant
8 93% 0.02 2.16B 48 VET VeChain
9 75% 0.06 2.95B 45 HBAR Hedera
10 70% 19.77 4.17B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
11 87% 1598.62 1.61B 58 MKR Maker
12 77% 0.38 17.3B 11 ADA Cardano
13 4.88 1.91B 49 ATOM Cosmos
14 9.29 4.86B 24 ICP Internet Computer
15 0.62 6.25B 44 ARB Arbitrum
16 63868.1 9.75B 9676 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
17 1 495M 129 TUSD TrueUSD
18 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
19 1 69.5M 479 BUSD BUSD
20 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai
21 1 35.3B 7 USDC USDC
22 94% 345.08 7.25B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 63937.9 4.18B 9680 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
24 12.15 12.2B 14 LINK Chainlink
25 94% 63945.3 1.34T 1 BTC Bitcoin
26 52% 0.64 3.95B 47 MNT Mantle
27 579.06 84.5B 4 BNB BNB
28 2637.27 25.9B 9673 stETH Lido Staked ETH

Well, there you have it - another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Remember folks, investing in crypto is like swimming with sharks while blindfolded. You might come out on top, but it’s probably a bad idea.

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