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2024-10-01 Buckle Up Buckaroos: Its a Crypto Stampede

Hold onto your mining hats, folks, because the crypto rodeo is in full swing! We've got coins mooning, dipping, and everything in between. It's a trader's paradise, or maybe their worst nightmare - depends on your risk tolerance (and your therapist's availability).

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This stallion’s bucking like crazy with a 93% 24-hour surge! Is it a glitch in the Matrix? Did someone spike the punch bowl? Whatever it is, SNM’s putting on a show that would make even the most jaded trader crack a smile (or shed a tear of regret).
  • DIA (DIA)
    • $0.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • DIA’s strutting its stuff with a respectable 44% gain over the past day. It’s not exactly a rocket launch, but hey, slow and steady wins the race, right? Or maybe it just gets you trampled in the crypto dust. Time will tell.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The name says it all, folks. This coin’s been BONK-ing around like a pinball in a laundromat. A 9% bump today? Maybe it’s got one more bounce left in it, or maybe it’s destined to end up as spare change in Satoshi’s couch.
  • MC (Merit Circle)
    • $2.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Merit Circle? More like Mediocre Circle, am I right? Joking aside, this coin’s up 7% on the day, which is more than can be said for that guy on Reddit who’s down 8k in bad trades. Maybe he should invest in MC and join the circle of… well, you get the idea.
  • ALT (Alitas)
    • $0.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ALT’s looking a little less alt and a little more awesome with a 14% jump in the last 24 hours. It’s not exactly the life-changing gain that some Redditors dream of, but hey, it beats losing money on meme stocks and options, right?

Remember that Reddit post about the dude who missed out on buying 5,000 Bitcoin for a measly $1,200? Yeah, well, today’s market action might make him regret that MacBook Air even more. While Bitcoin chills out in its own universe, the altcoin corral is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +93% 0 206K 2214 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
1 +44% 55% 0.7 140M 440 DIA DIA
2 +37% 88% 0 825K 1883 YLD Yield App
3 +30% 0.78 70M 920 FRONT Frontier
4 +28% 0.02 187M 831 MNGO Mango
5 +20% 85% 0 60.3M 557 ETN Electroneum
6 +15% 0 94.3M 935 BLOK Bloktopia
7 +14% 12% 0.15 149M 845 ALT Alitas
8 +13% 86% 3.24 32.4M 717 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
9 +12% 57% 0 2.32M 1710 EPX Ellipsis
10 +9% 0 2.39B 50 BONK Bonk
11 +8% 81% 0.02 220M 261 ACH Alchemy Pay
12 +7% 0.01 7.25M 1173 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
13 +7% 0.09 46.5M 741 OPUL Opulous
14 +7% 96% 0.01 95.8M 394 DIONE Dione Protocol
15 +7% 2.02 1.35B 4220 MC Merit Circle
16 +7% 58% 0.01 31.3M 838 TPT TokenPocket
17 +7% 0.01 80.3M 600 COS Contentos
18 +7% 82% 1.5 30.1M 754 ROUTE Router Protocol (Old)
19 +6% 80% 1.94 124M 370 PHB Phoenix
20 +6% 90% 0.01 143M 311 IQ IQ
21 +6% 20.08 2.01B 5598 VERI Veritaseum
22 +6% 67% 0.11 267M 258 VANRY Vanar Chain
23 +6% 46% 4.73 47.3M 786 WING Wing Finance
24 +5% 73% 0.37 52.4M 626 FIS StaFi
25 +4% 38% 0.02 20.2M 1156 LA LATOKEN
26 +4% 100% 17.44 12.4M 986 TIME Chrono.tech
27 +4% 99% 1.73 36.3M 642 DEGO Dego Finance
28 +4% 0.05 10.4M 1213 MLT MILC Platform

The crypto market today? It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, except the choices are all variations of ‘buy the dip’ and ‘sell high.’ And the ending? Well, that’s yet to be written. But one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. So buckle up, buttercup, and try not to get trampled in the stampede.

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