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2024-10-07 Crypto Bloodbath: Even Sheldon Would Be Selling

Crypto took a nap today, and some of your favorites forgot their blankie. Brutal analysis inside, because sugarcoating is for losers.

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $11.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The internet’s darling, Chainlink, is down but not out. It’s like that reliable friend who always picks up their phone, even when you’re just drunk dialing.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2454.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum’s trying to stage a comeback, but it’s like watching a giraffe try to do the limbo - impressive, but will it last?
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.54: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • XRP’s down bad. It’s like that friend who swears they’ll pay you back ’next week’ but we all know the truth.
  • CRO (Cronos)
    • $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Cronos is looking like that one sock you lost in the dryer. Nobody knows where it went, and nobody really cares.
  • TON (Toncoin)
    • $5.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Toncoin’s up a whopping 1%. Celebrate responsibly, folks. We’re talking about fractions of a penny here.

Remember that Reddit guy who made bank by ignoring his portfolio for a year? Yeah, he’d be freaking out right now. Today’s crypto market is like that feeling when you realize you bet on the Browns to win the Super Bowl…again.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -4% 145.27 2.68B 34 XMR Monero
1 -3% 87% 1414.43 1.42B 59 MKR Maker
2 -1% 89% 66.63 5.6B 21 LTC Litecoin
3 81% 68.92 1.03B 80 QNT Quant
4 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
5 1 69.5M 468 BUSD BUSD
6 1 5.36B 20 DAI Dai
7 1 35.5B 6 USDC USDC
8 1 494M 120 TUSD TrueUSD
9 0.08 2.4B 41 CRO Cronos
10 6 5.91B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
11 0.15 13.4B 9 TRX TRON
12 70% 18.75 3.95B 30 ETC Ethereum Classic
13 59% 0.09 4.62B 32 XLM Stellar
14 8.86 9.92B 23 APT Aptos
15 11.35 11.3B 14 LINK Chainlink
16 41.89 12.6B 37 OKB OKB
17 0.15 13.5B 9686 WTRX Wrapped TRON
18 0.38 3.82B 66 MATIC Polygon
19 8.29 4.34B 26 ICP Internet Computer
20 4.62 1.81B 49 ATOM Cosmos
21 56% 0.54 53.5B 7 XRP XRP
22 52% 0.6 3.74B 46 MNT Mantle
23 94% 326.26 6.85B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 +1% 5.26 26.9B 10 TON Toncoin
25 +1% 0.56 5.58B 45 ARB Arbitrum
26 +1% 2454.01 295B 2 ETH Ethereum
27 +1% 4.2 6.31B 16 DOT Polkadot
28 +1% 2456.08 24.1B 9685 stETH Lido Staked ETH

So, there you have it. Crypto’s volatile, confusing, and kinda hilarious if you’re not the one losing money. Buckle up, buttercup, because tomorrow’s another day (and probably another dip).

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