- WTC (Waltonchain)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Down 77% in a week? Oof, someone call the coroner. This Waltonchain is looking about as lively as a week-old salad. I’d say ‘buy the dip,’ but my financial advice is about as reliable as a weatherman in a hurricane.
- MDX (Mdex)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Mdex is down 58% and even their website doesn’t bother explaining what they do. That’s like showing up to a potluck with an empty Tupperware and expecting applause.
- DMD (Diamond)
- $3.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Diamonds are forever, but this DMD price drop is testing even my diamond hands. Still, it’s holding relatively steady compared to the rest of these dumpster fires. Maybe there’s some hope for humanity (and my portfolio) after all.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- The name says it all. This coin is down 7%, and frankly, I’m surprised it’s still breathing. This is the kind of performance that makes you want to crawl under your desk and cry ‘bonk’ into the void.
- QRL (Quantum Resistant Ledger)
- $0.30: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quantum-resistant? More like ‘panic-inducing’ right now. Up 73% for the week, but down 7% in the last 24 hours? This coin is more volatile than a caffeine-fueled squirrel in a disco ball factory.
Remember that WSB hero who bragged about exiting his NVIDIA position for a measly 19% gain? Well, guess what, he’s probably kicking himself right now while staring at this bloodbath. It’s like watching a hamster try to outrun a pack of hungry wolverines – brutal but kinda fascinating.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-74% | 89% | 0 | 188K | 2277 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 1 |  |
 |
-58% | 0.01 | 15.5M | 918 | MDX | Mdex | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-32% | 57% | 0 | 1.71M | 1807 | EPX | Ellipsis |
| 3 |  |
 |
-29% | 0 | 53.8K | 2475 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-20% | 87% | 3.57 | 15.6M | 930 | DMD | Diamond |
| 5 |  |
 |
-18% | 0 | 334K | 2166 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-18% | 58% | 0 | 794K | 2028 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 7 |  |
 |
-16% | 0.05 | 13.3M | 942 | NOIA | Synternet | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-16% | 0.18 | 177M | 250 | CVC | Civic | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.46 | 21.8M | 910 | MTRG | Meter Governance | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-12% | 65% | 0 | 2.86M | 1605 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 11 |  |
 |
-11% | 34% | 0.97 | 97.3M | 658 | ORN | Orion |
| 12 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 26.9M | 1506 | NVIR | NvirWorld | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.05 | 5.03M | 1302 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-9% | 86% | 0.13 | 128M | 333 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 15 |  |
 |
-9% | 30% | 0.06 | 5.73M | 1632 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 16 |  |
 |
-8% | 55% | 0.74 | 149M | 416 | DIA | DIA |
| 17 |  |
 |
-8% | 21% | 0 | 144M | 676 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 18 |  |
 |
-8% | 53% | 0 | 51.1M | 717 | AHT | AhaToken |
| 19 |  |
 |
-8% | 24% | 0.01 | 404M | 354 | VELO | Velo |
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 1.99B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-7% | 85% | 0 | 3.77M | 1444 | CQT | Covalent |
| 22 |  |
 |
-7% | 81% | 0.17 | 163M | 300 | LCX | LCX |
| 23 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 35M | 1039 | CWEB | Coinweb | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.02 | 35.9M | 630 | ASM | Assemble AI | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.18 | 63.9M | 566 | POLIS | Star Atlas DAO | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-7% | 64% | 0.3 | 31.7M | 798 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.01 | 5.64M | 1469 | PRE | Presearch | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 6.48M | 1428 | CAPS | Ternoa |
Well, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull.’ Is this a dip to buy or the beginning of the end? Your guess is as good as mine. Just don’t blame me if your portfolio ends up looking like a discount bin at a used car dealership.