- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.25: ⭐⭐
- Honestly, with a name like that, this coin’s either going to the moon or crashing harder than my hopes of ever understanding the appeal of NFTs. My money’s on the latter, but hey, stranger things have happened… like this coin existing in the first place.
- WING (Wing Finance)
- $6.74: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 51% this week? Someone clearly forgot to tell Wing Finance it’s not supposed to be making money in this economy. Is it sustainable? Probably not. Am I going to risk a couple bucks on it anyway? Don’t tell my financial advisor.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, BabyDoge. Proof that you can slap the word ‘baby’ in front of anything and some poor soul will try to make a quick buck off it. It’s up 10% today, which in cryptoland, is basically like finding a crisp five dollar bill on the sidewalk.
- POLY (Polymath)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polymath, because who needs a diversified portfolio when you can just YOLO it all on a token with ‘math’ in the name? Don’t worry, the irony isn’t lost on me either.
Speaking of questionable financial decisions, remember that Robinhood ad that convinced some dude to buy calls? Well, turns out our crypto darlings are also prone to bouts of FOMO. HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20), anyone? Yeah, that’s a thing. Apparently, even fictional wizards and former presidents need a side hustle in this economy. Meanwhile, old-school giants like Bitcoin are up…again. Is this the fabled ‘supercycle’ or just another pump before the dump? Let’s dive into the data (and the dumpster fire) to find out.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+42% | 46% | 6.74 | 67.4M | 672 | WING | Wing Finance |
| 1 |  |
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+34% | 99% | 0.25 | 253M | 222 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 2 |  |
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+28% | 30% | 0.07 | 7.35M | 1564 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 3 |  |
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+23% | 0.08 | 75.7M | 455 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+19% | 99% | 0.02 | 43.1M | 583 | NCT | PolySwarm |
| 5 |  |
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+19% | 0.01 | 14M | 1414 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 6 |  |
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+19% | 0.75 | 75M | 679 | SLND | Save | |
| 7 |  |
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+18% | 58% | 0 | 942K | 1976 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 8 |  |
 |
+16% | 65% | 0 | 3.34M | 1567 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 9 |  |
 |
+15% | 0 | 385K | 2134 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 10 |  |
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+13% | 17% | 0.03 | 23.5M | 1345 | ASTRAFER | Astrafer |
| 11 |  |
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+12% | 86% | 0.03 | 126M | 334 | DKA | dKargo |
| 12 |  |
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+12% | 0 | 16.7M | 900 | TROY | TROY | |
| 13 |  |
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+11% | 0.09 | 45.1M | 879 | AST | AirSwap | |
| 14 |  |
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+11% | 29% | 0.02 | 158M | 562 | LOCUS | Locus Chain |
| 15 |  |
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+10% | 0 | 501M | 144 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 16 |  |
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+10% | 93% | 3.26 | 49.8M | 567 | FORTH | Ampleforth Governance Token |
| 17 |  |
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+9% | 0.03 | 59.8M | 544 | META | Metadium | |
| 18 |  |
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+9% | 100% | 17.75 | 12.6M | 959 | TIME | Chrono.tech |
| 19 |  |
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+8% | 93% | 291.64 | 14.6M | 927 | UNCX | UNCX Network |
| 20 |  |
 |
+8% | 82% | 0 | 76.7M | 489 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 21 |  |
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+7% | 14.86 | 36.8M | 644 | ALCX | Alchemix | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+7% | 86% | 2.8 | 28M | 753 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 23 |  |
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+7% | 64% | 0.82 | 476M | 162 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 24 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.16 | 81.7M | 597 | ALEPH | Aleph.im | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.03 | 39.8M | 601 | ASM | Assemble AI | |
| 26 |  |
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+6% | 30% | 0 | 272M | 407 | SURE | inSure DeFi |
| 27 |  |
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+6% | 0.01 | 94.4M | 523 | LAT | PlatON | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.01 | 35.3M | 631 | VLX | Velas |
So, is the crypto market a brilliant opportunity or a digital casino rigged against us? Honestly, at this point, who even knows? Maybe Warren Buffett’s onto something with that Scrooge McDuck vault of cash. Or maybe we’re all just one tweet away from being able to afford that island we’ve been dreaming of. Either way, I’m buying more Bitcoin.