- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐
- SaitaChain Coin took a bigger hit this week than my dating life after I discovered Tinder. Down 72%? Ouch. Someone call a priest and schedule an exorcism, because this coin is possessed…by the spirit of loss.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.23: ⭐⭐⭐
- Who needs a financial advisor when you can just slap random pop culture icons together and call it a cryptocurrency? This coin’s up 75% this week. I’m as surprised as you are, but hey, maybe there’s a market for desperate nostalgia.
- WING (Wing Finance)
- $5.73: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wing Finance is like that one friend who actually wins at the casino - you’re not sure how, but you’re secretly jealous. Up 31% this week? Someone’s got lucky feathers.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Milady Meme Coin, more like Milady Meme-ory…because soon everyone will forget about it. This coin is down 8% and sinking faster than my hopes of ever affording a Tesla.
- GF (GuildFi)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- GF is down 11%. That’s about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least it’s not as bad as SaitaChain Coin, right?
Hold onto your hats, folks! Google’s potential breakup has the whole market on edge. Turns out even mega-corporations can’t escape the wrath of antitrust laws. Now, what does that have to do with these 10M cryptos? Honestly, probably nothing. But it’s more interesting than talking about SaitaChain Coin’s 72% nosedive this week, right?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-71% | 21% | 0 | 40.4M | 1086 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-45% | 0 | 30.2K | 2539 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-18% | 0.01 | 93.9M | 421 | ALI | Artificial Liquid Intelligence | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-18% | 30% | 0.06 | 6M | 1626 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 4 |  |
 |
-17% | 68% | 0.01 | 91M | 485 | CUDOS | CUDOS |
| 5 |  |
 |
-15% | 46% | 5.73 | 57.3M | 719 | WING | Wing Finance |
| 6 |  |
 |
-14% | 0 | 963K | 1812 | REV | Revain | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-14% | 0 | 58.4M | 515 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-11% | 0 | 14.7M | 953 | TROY | TROY | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-11% | 37% | 0 | 54.6M | 804 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 10 |  |
 |
-11% | 2% | 0.02 | 17.1M | 1996 | GF | GuildFi |
| 11 |  |
 |
-11% | 99% | 0.23 | 227M | 227 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 12 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.03 | 53.8M | 566 | META | Metadium | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-10% | 87% | 0.3 | 6.33M | 1254 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 14 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.05 | 12.1M | 965 | NOIA | Synternet | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-10% | 82% | 0 | 23.2M | 818 | WAGMIGAMES | WAGMI Games |
| 16 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.24 | 12.2M | 972 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-9% | 55% | 0.08 | 38M | 798 | PRQ | PARSIQ |
| 18 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.09 | 88.5M | 392 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-9% | 0 | 98M | 562 | ATLAS | Star Atlas | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.16 | 58.5M | 584 | POLIS | Star Atlas DAO | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.02 | 158M | 374 | SNT | Status | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-9% | 0 | 350K | 2159 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-8% | 93% | 0.09 | 8.96M | 1098 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 24 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 67.6M | 491 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-8% | 12% | 0.39 | 38.8M | 1291 | CUBE | Somnium Space Cubes |
| 26 |  |
 |
-8% | 82% | 0.26 | 26.1M | 787 | SDAO | SingularityDAO |
| 27 |  |
 |
-8% | 82% | 0 | 73.3M | 498 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.08 | 41.1M | 906 | AST | AirSwap |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. Invest at your own risk, and remember: if you lose it all, at least you’ll have some hilarious anecdotes for your next therapy session. Disclaimer: I’m not a financial advisor, and I’m definitely not qualified to give therapy. Please don’t sue me.