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2024-10-14 Crypto-Coaster: Where Even Stablecoins Need a Stiff Drink

Buckle up buttercup, the crypto market is throwing shade and sipping on stablecoins – because even THEY'RE not moving!

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $10.98: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink is like that reliable friend who never does anything exciting, but you’re still glad they’re around. Holding steady even when others are throwing tantrums.
  • TRX (TRON)
    • $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Tron? More like…DROn. Down 1% in 24 hours. Someone needs to tell Justin Sun to lay off the energy drinks and get this coin moving.
  • APT (Aptos)
    • $10.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Aptos is the overachiever who brings an expertly-crafted organic, gluten-free, vegan casserole to the potluck… and nobody tries it. Up 13% in a week, but still not getting the love it deserves.
  • HBAR (Hedera)
    • $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Hedera is like that friend who swears they have a ‘system’ for gambling, but always ends up borrowing money from you. Down 4% this week? Time for a new strategy, buddy.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin is the meme that refuses to die. Even Elon’s tired of it, and he’s the one who keeps trying to resurrect it. Flatlining this week, much like its chances of ever reaching $1.

Remember those WSB posts about ‘AI-driven’ taxis? Turns out, it’s just a bunch of Anonymous Indians (allegedly!). The real question is, are they driving Chainlink (LINK) to the moon or straight into a ditch? Let’s dive into the data and find out!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.16 13.9B 9 TRX TRON
1 -1% 0.16 14B 9711 WTRX Wrapped TRON
2 10.98 11B 14 LINK Chainlink
3 77% 0.36 16B 11 ADA Cardano
4 6.06 5.97B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
5 10.04 11.3B 21 APT Aptos
6 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
7 1 69.5M 470 BUSD BUSD
8 1 494M 127 TUSD TrueUSD
9 1 35B 6 USDC USDC
10 1 5.36B 20 DAI Dai
11 5.28 27B 10 TON Toncoin
12 7.96 7.96B 23 UNI Uniswap
13 41.95 12.6B 38 OKB OKB
14 89% 65.79 5.53B 22 LTC Litecoin
15 86% 1352.78 1.36B 63 MKR Maker
16 0.37 3.74B 70 MATIC Polygon
17 0.54 5.41B 46 ARB Arbitrum
18 56% 29.26 20.9B 12 AVAX Avalanche
19 0.11 16.5B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
20 59% 0.09 4.6B 35 XLM Stellar
21 579.55 84.6B 4 BNB BNB
22 81% 67.07 998M 84 QNT Quant
23 +1% 8.06 4.23B 26 ICP Internet Computer
24 +1% 94% 329.66 6.92B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
25 +1% 56% 0.54 54.1B 7 XRP XRP
26 +1% 75% 0.05 2.59B 47 HBAR Hedera
27 +1% 0.08 2.32B 43 CRO Cronos
28 +1% 0.05 2.59B 9791 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR

The crypto market is moving about as much as a sloth on a sedative. Is this the calm before the storm, or are we all just waiting for a sign from the Dogefather himself? Place your bets, folks.

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