- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s hanging in there like a champ. A -1% dip? In this market, that’s practically a standing ovation. They’re basically the only adults in the room right now.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1297.91: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Maker took a bigger hit than a Trump Media shareholder who just discovered “rug pull” isn’t a new dance move. -8%? Ouch. Someone’s got some ‘splaining to do.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $362.76: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash is like that friend who insists on bringing a casserole to a potluck…when everyone else brought pizza. It’s trying, okay? And a +11% bump ain’t bad. But is it Bitcoin? No. No, it is not.
- APT (Aptos)
- $10.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos is up 11% this week? Someone tell South Korea they’re doing it wrong. This is how you make a market…volatile.
- XMR (Monero)
- $154.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Monero’s flatlining harder than my enthusiasm for another season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” But hey, at least it’s not in the red. That’s…something, right?
So, Boeing’s going down faster than a lead balloon full of Enron executives, borrowing money like it’s going out of style. Maybe they should’ve invested in some Bitcoin, because Elon’s playing hopscotch with $765 million worth. Speaking of risky moves, shorting stocks in South Korea will now get you a one-way ticket to the slammer. Guess those kimchi-loving bears are gonna have to find a new way to make a quick buck. Meanwhile, in crypto land…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-8% | 86% | 1297.91 | 1.31B | 65 | MKR | Maker |
| 1 |  |
 |
-4% | 56% | 27.65 | 19.8B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 10.17 | 11.4B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-3% | 8 | 4.2B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.13 | 1.13B | 70 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.34 | 6.54B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.8 | 7.8B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 3.75 | 7.35B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 362.76 | 7.62B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.46 | 1.74B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 154.39 | 2.85B | 31 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.01 | 6.09B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.71B | 47 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 77% | 0.36 | 16B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.05 | 2.72B | 9789 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 29% | 1.74 | 7.49B | 41 | OP | Optimism |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 11.34 | 11.3B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 41.23 | 12.4B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.22 | 26.7B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
54% | 0.63 | 3.91B | 42 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 20 |  |
 |
0.37 | 3.72B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
81% | 66.31 | 987M | 85 | QNT | Quant | |
| 22 |  |
 |
93% | 0.02 | 2B | 48 | VET | VeChain | |
| 23 |  |
 |
6.12 | 6.03B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
56% | 0.54 | 54.3B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 25 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 20 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
1 | 69.6M | 471 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
1 | 34.9B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 494M | 128 | TUSD | TrueUSD |
The crypto market’s looking about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler hopped up on sugar. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? Just kidding, the only fun here is watching everyone else panic. Stay tuned, folks, this rollercoaster’s just getting started.