- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67727.81: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is basically the grandpa who shows up to Thanksgiving in a Lambo. Everyone’s watching, but no one’s sure if he’s about to hand out $100 bills or tell you to get off his lawn.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2624.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s trying to play catch-up with Bitcoin, kind of like that younger sibling who always gets compared. But hey, at least it’s not stuck in a regulatory nightmare like some other cryptos cough XRP cough
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin’s up 9%? Must be those sweet, sweet internet memes doing the heavy lifting. It’s like the meme coin that keeps winning at the lottery, even though everyone knows the odds are against it. Hey, maybe Janet Yellen’s secret to controlling inflation is buying Doge…who knows?
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s chilling, enjoying a modest 3% bump. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, consistency is key. It’s like that reliable friend who always brings a decent bottle of wine to the party, even if they don’t show up in a Lambo.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is up…wait, is that a rounding error? This pup needs a serious marketing boost (or maybe a cameo in Elon Musk’s next tweet) if it wants to be top dog.
Remember that Reddit post about someone YOLOing their life savings into some obscure Chinese stock? Yeah, well, the crypto market feels a lot like that today. Some folks are losing their shirts (and probably blaming Janet Yellen’s economic prophecies), while others are riding the wave like they’re auditioning for Shark Tank.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 1 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 67727.8 | 1.42T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 2 |  |
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2624.04 | 316B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 3 |  |
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1 | 34.8B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.13 | 19.6B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 5 |  |
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+1% | 153.36 | 90B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 6 |  |
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595.28 | 86.9B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 7 |  |
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56% | 0.55 | 54.7B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 8 |  |
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+5% | 0 | 11B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 9 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 71.96 | 6.04B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 366.88 | 7.7B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 11 |  |
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0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 77% | 0.35 | 15.6B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 13 |  |
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+1% | 67688.5 | 10.1B | 9726 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 14 |  |
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+1% | 4.79 | 5.83B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 56% | 27.53 | 19.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
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9.83 | 11B | 22 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 17 |  |
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+3% | 11.38 | 11.4B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 5.22 | 26.7B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 0.56 | 5.59B | 45 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 7.42 | 7.42B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 21 |  |
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29% | 1.69 | 7.26B | 42 | OP | Optimism | |
| 22 |  |
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4.22 | 6.36B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 23 |  |
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-3% | 86% | 1209.51 | 1.22B | 67 | MKR | Maker |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 70% | 19.11 | 4.03B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 25 |  |
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3.68 | 7.21B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 26 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 4.35 | 1.7B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 28 |  |
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54% | 0.61 | 3.81B | 44 | MNT | Mantle |
So, is the crypto market about to implode like a house of cards built on student loan debt? Or are we witnessing the calm before the bull run? Honestly, who knows? Just remember, if you’re betting your life savings on a meme coin, you might want to consult a financial advisor (or at least a Magic 8-Ball) first. Stay tuned, folks, the show’s just getting started.