- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $68309.89: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is taking a breather. Maybe it’s tired of carrying the entire market on its back like Atlas with a slipped disc. Time for a chiropractor, Bitcoin?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This dog-themed coin is down, but hey, at least it’s consistent. Like that friend who always says they’ll pay you back ’next time,’ we’re still waiting for SHIB to fetch us some gains.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The meme lord is back! Up 28% this week. Guess Elon’s tweets about taking Doge to Mars finally got people believing. To the moon, or at least the nearest McDonald’s dumpster fire?
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $72.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin’s trying to climb the charts, but it’s like watching a sloth race a cheetah. Keep trying little buddy, one day you might actually move.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1214.07: ⭐⭐⭐
- Maker’s down 10% this week. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. Must have invested in that guy’s shorting strategy on NVDA.
Feeling like that guy on WallStreetBets who shorted NVIDIA on ChatGPT’s advice? Yeah, the crypto streets are paved with similar tales of woe. Our dude’s flipping burgers now, and your portfolio’s probably looking like it needs a side hustle too.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 89% | 72.99 | 6.13B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
0 | 11B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
68233 | 4.46B | 9723 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
94% | 68309.9 | 1.43T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 494M | 131 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
1 | 69.5M | 484 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 34.9B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
68321.4 | 10.1B | 9719 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
59% | 0.1 | 4.83B | 31 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 11 |  |
 |
6.11 | 6.02B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
5.3 | 27.1B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
54% | 0.62 | 3.84B | 46 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 14 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.8B | 9717 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.6B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
86% | 1214.07 | 1.22B | 70 | MKR | Maker | |
| 17 |  |
 |
0.08 | 2.35B | 45 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 70% | 19.85 | 4.18B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 40.77 | 12.2B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 162.35 | 2.99B | 29 | XMR | Monero | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 8.16 | 4.28B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 605.58 | 88.4B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 56% | 28.44 | 20.4B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 4.49 | 6.77B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.38 | 3.76B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.15 | 21.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+1% | 3.9 | 7.65B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 370.26 | 7.78B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
So, the crypto casino is open, and the house is winning (as always). Remember folks, in the words of that wise philosopher, Ron Burgundy, ‘Stay classy’ with your investments. Or don’t, and become the next meme stock trader - we could all use the laugh.