Walmart earnings? Another doomsday prediction this time blaming Hispanic shoppers and deportations Sounds like someones trying to sell you puts while fear-mongering Dont fall for it
Walmarts price hikes? Shocking Turns out corporate greed and tariffs make a surprisingly profitable combo Remember 2008? This feels familiar
AI-powered crypto trading? Sounds legit Until you lose your savings Remember algorithms cant predict the futureonly humans can lose money
Boeings 200B Qatar deal? Sounds like another Enron-level accounting trick Dont bet your retirement on vague announcementsthey rarely deliver
Co-signed a car loan for Mom? Now my credits toast Turns out family isnt always a financial safety net but rather an anchor dragging you under Lesson learned the hard way