UnitedHealths Medicare Advantage success looks suspiciously like fraud Taxpayers are the real losersagain Anyone surprised? 2008 called wants its playbook back
Walmarts Q1 results? More like Q1 regrets Another market bubble burst leaving retirees holding the bag Remember Enron? This is the sequel Dont let greed blind you to the risks
Walmart earnings? Another doomsday prediction this time blaming Hispanic shoppers and deportations Sounds like someones trying to sell you puts while fear-mongering Dont fall for it
Walmarts price hikes? Shocking Turns out corporate greed and tariffs make a surprisingly profitable combo Remember 2008? This feels familiar
AI-powered crypto trading? Sounds legit Until you lose your savings Remember algorithms cant predict the futureonly humans can lose money
