| name | price | rating | comment | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | SNM (SONM (BEP-20)) | 0 | 3 | SONM, more like ‘So Numb’ after that 55% drop. Someone check on their devs, they might be too depressed to fix this. |
| 1 | SLND (Solend) | 0.5 | 6 | Solend only lost 21%? They must be lending out secret strategies to survive this bloodbath. Or maybe they just know how to HODL. |
| 2 | WTC (Waltonchain) | 0.01 | 2 | Waltonchain down 32% this week? More like ‘Walkin’ Away Chain’. Time to find a new blockchain to trust your pet hamster’s savings to. |
| 3 | GF (GuildFi) | 0.38 | 7 | GuildFi up 14% this week! They’re like the cool kids who don’t care about this week’s crypto quiz. Study up, losers! |
| 4 | RSR (Reserve Rights) | 0.01 | 8 | Reserve Rights up 45% this week?! They’re like the student who crammed the night before and somehow aced the test. Still, probably a fluke. |
While Bitcoin contemplates a life beyond $25,000, a rogue Dogecoin millionaire is rumored to be funding the development of a blockchain-powered dating app where matches are determined by your carbon footprint. Meanwhile, over in traditional finance, a bank accidentally wired someone $10 million, and they actually returned it. Talk about a bad investment strategy!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-55% | 0 | 226K | 2129 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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-21% | 38% | 0.5 | 49.9M | 911 | SLND | Solend |
| 2 |  |
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-19% | 89% | 0.01 | 700K | 1909 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 3 |  |
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-15% | 40% | 0 | 73.1M | 772 | PIT | Pitbull |
| 4 |  |
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-14% | 100% | 0 | 9.73M | 1132 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 5 |  |
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-12% | 79% | 6.01 | 28.9M | 851 | MCB | MUX Protocol |
| 6 |  |
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-11% | 25% | 0.38 | 380M | 461 | GF | GuildFi |
| 7 |  |
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-11% | 0.05 | 18.5M | 1093 | FUSE | Fuse | |
| 8 |  |
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-10% | 24% | 0.02 | 547M | 377 | VELO | Velo |
| 9 |  |
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-10% | 0.12 | 139M | 593 | XCHNG | Chainge | |
| 10 |  |
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-9% | 0.13 | 69.1M | 552 | DMTR | Dimitra | |
| 11 |  |
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-9% | 22% | 0.02 | 193M | 666 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 12 |  |
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-9% | 0.5 | 32.7M | 755 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 1.72 | 40.3M | 905 | GET | GET Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
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-8% | 86% | 0.38 | 8.06M | 1267 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 15 |  |
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-8% | 73% | 0.49 | 69.1M | 614 | FIS | StaFi |
| 16 |  |
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-7% | 0 | 159M | 839 | BLOK | Bloktopia | |
| 17 |  |
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-7% | 54% | 0 | 13.8M | 1229 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 18 |  |
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-6% | 0.29 | 57.1M | 580 | ARRR | Pirate Chain | |
| 19 |  |
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-6% | 53% | 0 | 3.01M | 1654 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 20 |  |
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-6% | 0.03 | 320M | 744 | MNGO | Mango | |
| 21 |  |
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-6% | 50% | 0.01 | 858M | 163 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 113.12 | 297M | 243 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 23 |  |
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-6% | 31% | 0.02 | 277M | 488 | VR | Victoria VR |
| 24 |  |
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-6% | 0.99 | 1.13B | 116 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 25 |  |
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-6% | 2.82 | 1.89B | 3334 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 26 |  |
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-5% | 14% | 0.04 | 215M | 759 | WRLD | NFT Worlds |
| 27 |  |
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-5% | 86.89 | 52.8M | 706 | KWENTA | Kwenta | |
| 28 |  |
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-5% | 99% | 0 | 1.14M | 1747 | MARO | Maro |
So, is the crypto market a dumpster fire or a bonfire of opportunity? Honestly, it’s probably both. Just remember to bring your fireproof suit and your sense of humor. And maybe some marshmallows, just in case.